** What Foods Will You Absolutely NOT Eat?
Yummy-Looking Foods That Taste Absolutely Awful
Amtrak menus: food from trained chefs
Coca Cola in Britain**
Can’t argue with any of that.
**Wouldn’t a genuine Renoir be worth more than $ 100,000?
Need advice on oil painting!!! (Beginner) **
One of Renoirs early works, eh?
The expiration date is not important!
OK, I feel old now
So it was important after all.
** What’s a polite way to say: “Please don’t text me”?
Motion Sickness from Public Transit**
“Bob, it’s stupid to text me when we’re sitting next to each other on the train. Stop it or I’m gonna barf.” Yep, should work.
**Holding Grudges
Ask The Amputee **
Ok, what are you holding it with?
Castration Question
Name something awesome your folks did for you.
They stanched the bleeding?
**Clitoris in Female Mammals/Apes
The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread **
Techniques from the college campus to the forest canopy.
** What does the U.S. get out of its alliance with Israel?
Blacks and crime in America **
Not sure why that’s a good deal…
** What’s a polite way to say: “Please don’t text me”?
Can Your Kidneys Hurt?**
Betty Jo wouldn’t stop texting me, and now she has a throbbing liver.
Diagnose my computer problem?
Dead Human Body Fluids
Much like smoking, chainsaw murders are a hobby best practiced away from electronic equipment. And you thought spilling some soda on the keyboard was bad…
How to decide which instances of opposition to gay marriage are hateful and bigoted
Solitary Confinement
Yeah, locking up someone in a box so they don’t get married probably qualifies.
** Name something awesome your folks did for you
There is a picture of me in this month’s National Geographic**
Hah, my parents got me a photo spread in the Journal of Investigative Dermatology.
**Pop-up Adverts: “Is your Mac running slow?”
It’s not/it isn’t **
Next question.
** Lake surface temperatures - why so inaccurate?
Dead Human Body Fluids**
Yes, they rise to the surface and, well, ick.
** Ladies: Would you get involved with a Saudi Arabian man?
Tell me about your ventilator/respirator experience**
“It wasn’t very romantic, but at least he didn’t keep interrupting me.”
**Who “invented” flying saucers?
Dead things in airtight caskets **
You need to be more specific. Are we talking vampire aliens, or zombie aliens?
** Anyone else have trouble interacting with people they find very attractive?
How often do you rotate your tires?**
That’s my favorite conversation starter when I meet supermodels.
**Is Anika becoming a common girl’s name?
I just found out that Darth Vader is my father. **
After Darth, Anika and Anikan declined in popularity.
**Which TV episode made you laugh so hard that you cried and what scene was it?
Jerry Lawler Collapses During WWE Raw
**
What will happen to the student loan bubble?
"We are one year away from global food riots"
It’s going to burst, and it’s going to burst big. :eek:
**Tell me about your ventilator/respirator experience
Things that don’t seem gay, but are **
All night long, it’s suck… blow… suck… blow. endless in and out, in and out…