Just got job at gay bar. Anything to expect?
Strangest jobs you’ve had / applied for?
Come now, I doubt it will be any weirder than other bars…though I’ll admit, that may be setting the bar a little high.
** There are certain things one should not complain to the boss about. This is one.
I just found out that Darth Vader is my father.**
Yep, that’s not your boss’s business.
**I must be a bad person, because…
I have too many reward cards **
You fiend!
**More fake facts
Chemtrails **
** why would UFOs have lights?
Playing “hide and seek” with God
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** why would UFOs have lights?
Blacks and crime in America**
A good alarm system is mandatory too, especially if you’re landing in the ghetto.
**“A female’s intelligence etc. is irrelevant to me…”
Do You Ever Get This Feeling Before You Fall Asleep? **
Yeah, I’m Done but she wants to keep talking…
**21 Ways Rich People Think Differently
I have too many reward cards
Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
Childhood disappointments
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Yup
** “A female’s intelligence etc. is irrelevant to me…”
How often do you rotate your tires?**
If she’s got bald Firestones, that’s a deal-breaker.
**Poll: Lindsay: male or female?
Whats the appeal of Filipina women?
“A female’s intelligence etc. is irrelevant to me…”
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Okay, so not their intelligence, then…
**I have destructive impulses!
There are certain things one should not complain to the boss about. This is one. **
Good advice.
** Strangest jobs you’ve had / applied for?
I have destructive impulses!**
“Interesting job history - egg farm inspector, antiques salesman, brain surgery tech - how come none lasted more than 3 months?”
Maggots in watermelon
Do all guavas have worms in them?
Please help! iPhone question
Well, some viruses are ‘worms’. But I wouldn’t expect too many on an Apple.
My dog has fleas
What’s a Republican to do?
Blame Obama.
An argument I think destroys the Conservative approach to the Great Recession
"We are one year away from global food riots"
We can just feed them the Conservatives.
** Long lost love
What’s a Republican to do?**
Hike the Appalachian Trail?
What does the U.S. get out of its alliance with Israel?
"Job Creators"
Body bag manufacturers?
Whats the appeal of Filipina women?
Ask the guy who works on an oil rig
“Listen, you bust your nuts for six months a thousand miles from the nearest woman, you’re about ready for a sweet little brown girl who’s happy to please her rich American guy any way he wants. It ain’t rocket science.”
** Ask the guy who works on an oil rig
Tips for making homemade soap?**
Slather your body with light crude - makes a great solvent.
World Trade Center Memories
Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
Um…quite possibly.
What is (or what should be) the purpose of the National Guard?
Alternative to Copyright: Protecting Consumers and Compensating Creators
Now that’s getting tough on Internet piracy! “He just downloaded a song! OPEN FIRE!”
any good way to say goodbye to someone you hate, when they’re leaving a job?
Tell me about "clubbing"
Well, a weighted bat does more damage, so you might consider that. And wear gloves, to both reduce the chance of splinters and of leaving fingerprints. Plus, you should probably make your initial blow by surprise from behind to increase the chances of a disabling initial hit.
** Poll: Hetero Men: Would you prefer a traditional woman as a partner?
Do You Ever Get This Feeling Before You Fall Asleep?**
It’s more effective than counting sheep.