Any other dumpster divers / pickers here? What did you find today?
I found the only person 10 degrees from Kevin Bacon!
** I’m glad to be back in the workforce, and…
Crazy Hours and no pay!!!**
** A Parenting Question: Little Friend of your Child comes to play Sem-Nude; what do you do?
Poll: Hetero Men: Would you prefer a traditional woman as a partner?**
Is this a trick question?
How are hotel maids compensated?
USA, green card etc…
Are homeless people not given housing in the US?
** How are hotel maids compensated?
Why am I still getting sick?**
Leave better tips and they’ll stop using your toothbrush to clean the toilet.
**Are baby animals routinely killed at zoos?
Eating 50 eggs
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I sneak into zoos and eat the penguin eggs. They’re just gonna be killed anyway, right?
**How are hotel maids compensated?
Anal Absorption of Alcohol
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** So mundane – Mommy issues. Got 'em?
Well, that’s disgusting. - or - So kids these days like raw meat?
**
Motherhood’s rough these days.
** Customer servicers, telemarketers, and other phone people, tell us your horror stories.
Shove those roses up your ass, ProFlowers.com!
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**Diagnose my computer problem?
Computer tech questions from the computer naive
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** Diet tips that actually work
Ant Humiliation and Scorn**
It’s going to take a lot more than insults from insects to change my eating habits.
“Hey! You up there! Lay off the snacks, lard-ass!!” SQUISH.
** MAD theory: Using Tactical Nukes on your own country
My dog has fleas**
Believe me, I’ve thought of using tactical nukes in this situation.
** Of course God exists–And I can prove it.
Does this barber shave himself?**
Can God grow a beard so long that He cannot shave it? 
:eek:
** Does ”analingus” bother anyone else?
The Potty Training Vexation
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Forums or Sites that are bad for your Wallet!
In one fucking day!
Steam during a sale.
** What happened to the Occupy Movement?
I have lots of drugs and I’m wanting to get rid of them**
If they’re not accepting drugs down at the Occupy tent, try advertising on Craigslist.
**Where is your go-to place for a great nature hike?
Arrived in China a week ago **
Just the place for a long march.
Why I want to learn a foreign language
In one fucking day!
Good luck with that.
**What happened to our phone outlet?
Pirate Bay and associated assholes----suck it. **
You need to call a telephone sanitizer.
** Foreign language Dopers: What foodstuff is used as a slang word for testicles?
Shaving Davy Jones **
I need some brain bleach for that one.
**his penis "may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident
Do you dance?**
I rarely hit the dance floor; afraid of making an ass of myself.