** Milk Spoilage Question
Why am I still getting sick?**
Um… WAG here but… maybe the spoiled milk has something to do with it?
** Charles Manson on Pornography
his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident**
Do you lose prison “good time” for that?
Sylvester the Talking Cat Channel
Indoor cat gets the bird
So after all these years, Tweety finally bought the farm?
** What is your ongoing battle?
Boxers or boxer briefs or briefs?
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** Was this a HIPAA violation?
How many zombies, really?**
“Look out, doctor, Mr. Mills has turned into a zombie!” “Must…file…com-plaint…aagh”
What Do You Do With Chili Sauce?
I don’t like chili
OK. But what do you do with the chili sauce then?
**What can you not find on the internet?
Thank you letters to Facebook
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** Should we be working harder to educate the Muslim world about free speech?
So how is this not a violation of the 1st amendment?**
SHHH! No talking about free speech!
** What Do You Do With Chili Sauce?
Create a TV Show!**
And don’t forget the spinoffs - “Salsa” and “Con Queso”.
**I don’t like chili
I have deep brown skidmarks on my underwear **
Reason enough.
**What Would Your Ideal Tax Plan Look Like?
Homosexuality and the Old Testament
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With or without a reacharound?
Why are Jews still hated so much around the world outside of the U.S.?
Pedantry as a personality characteristic
(covers head, runs like hell)
What is your ongoing battle?
Lion vs Tiger
The tiger looked to be winning, but then the lion had a heck of a comeback in the 15th round.
Your view of Islam, summed up in one word
“Photoshop” Options
So far, I’ve done the prophet Muhammad having sex with a donkey, the prophet Muhammad mooning the Queen of England, the prophet Muhammad fellating the Pope in public… I’m putting everything up on my blog this weekend, I sure hope no one gets offended or anything.
** I would like to come to a conclusion on prostitution
“Job Creators”**
More like “Blow job creators”, amirite?
** The world’s (semi-) greatest question
Am I a Republican or a Democrat? I really cannot tell …
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Sovereign citizen tests his theories in practice; is shocked by the results
Dumber than shit or not?
Separated by one:
** The wonders of bacon never cease!
Pig rescues goat.
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Clumsy medical doctors?
boiling popcorn?
This will not go well.
I have decided to commit to one brand of food storage box…
Arrived in China a week ago
That is pretty committed to even store yourself in china, but I wonder how well the food will store.
** I’m going to San Diego - What should I do?
How Do You Define The Word “Fun”?
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