Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

** 10 years as a member of the SDMB
Dammit now I am worried I do have short arms!**

We told you not to post so much.

** For American conservatives disenchanted with Romney, what’s your move?

Homosexuality and the Old Testament **

** Dumber than shit or not?

Poll: I have deep brown skidmarks on my underwear

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Life Expectancy For Least-Educated Whites Decline: Why?
If Jesus had a wife, would that change anything?

Well, it would increase his life expectancy, for one.

My grown daughter is so lonesome!
Dumber than shit or not?
Because that might explain it.

**I’m really getting angry about not having things handy
Dammit now I am worried I do have short arms! **

Have you tried moving things closer to you?

Not sure what that means, but wanted to say HI to everyone, as I am a new member and not exactly sure how this works, to be honest.

And I guess I wouldn’t expect any help with that problem

Pick any consecutive thread titles in any forum whose proximity strikes a chord in you.

** Is this cover of Vogue promoting violence towards women?
Should we ban ritual slaughter?**

Wait, that’s a Cosmopolitan cover.

**Bizarro World: Houston Police Shoot, Kill Double Amputee In Wheelchair For Threatening With A Pen!
My Pen Is…
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…mightier than the gun?

**Fresh Oysters… what to do with them?
famous people you’d like to hit, and what you’d like to use to hit them.
Hillary in 2016? **

If you wait four years, they won’t be very fresh.

**Why I WON’T start this MMP
My finger is not an avocado.
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** [Would you wear a] speedo [?]
Should I post a link to my competition video?**

Aaagh, no! :eek:

**What meals represent stereotypical indulgence/luxury at higher incomes or in non-US nations
Amphisbaena
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**Jehovah’s Witnesses tell people to stop masturbating
Well, looks like I’m welcoming a new feline overlord…
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Ceiling cat?

**Tell me about your strange “friend” requests on Facebook
Straight men want to have gay sex with me
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Ummm…you sure this wasn’t an AFF “friend” request?

**How does farting work?
Concussion **

Try to cut down on the beans.

**What is the largest amount of money you have ever found?
I got a George V nickel int change today! **

Raking it in with both hands!

**Hypothetical: If you married your cousin
Handle with care
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**Stray Dog Ownership

Poll: Bitches or Females: Which do you least like to be called

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