**Memorable advertising jingles for defunct products
El Topo is just stupid!
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That’s definitely memorable.
If you don’t want the job, please don’t agree to an interview.
Woo Hoo I just got laid off
**Ladies: Are Your Intimate Areas the Whitest They Can Be?
I caught the Green Flash! **
“No, Father. I think it’s just the light from the stained glass.”
So I got a Wii! Uh… now what?
Fifth grade math
You’ve been horribly tricked, kid. Heheheh…
**Which is worse… me or…?
moonshot925
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Woo Hoo I just got laid off
The Britishisms are coming!
Then you should have said ‘I have been made redundant.’
**“Dad, hold your new baby son…”
If I knew, I would have never went with that person. **
**Your favorite publicity stunt.
“Dad, hold your new baby son…”
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“Cameras are off.”
“Ewww, get that thing away from me!”
**Is that a Bagel in your Forehead, or are you just happy to see me?
Show me the funny!
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If I knew, I would have never went with that person.
Straight men want to have gay sex with me
**What kind of animal is this?
If I knew, I would have never went with that person. **
**Honey boo boo child
I Tattoo, Do You?
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I just like the sound of those together, it doesn’t really mean anything.
**I need to explode/spontaneously combust in public, how do I do it?
Figs **
Lots and lots of figs. Actually, you might want to throw in some beans as well.
"Dad, hold your new baby son…"
Fun Stuff to do With a Laser Pointer
This isn’t going to end well.
**Techniques for getting women riled up for sex
Boxers or boxer briefs or briefs? **
Briefs. Leopard-print briefs.
Straight men want to have sex with me
OK, dammit, I’ll buy a new stove.
** Which is worse… me or…?
Attempted line jumpers, just fucking stop!**
Both of you stop right now, errr, whatever it is you’re doing
**“Dad, hold your new baby son…”
Stupid life situation.
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Ouch.
Your favorite publicity stunt
Ask the guy who just served on a jury
“Ladies and gentlemen, have you reached a verdict?” “No, but you can save up to 50% at Max’s Auto Parts through Columbus Day!”
Horrifying Fact of the Day…
Straight men want to have gay sex with me