**Why do Buddhist monks practice martial arts?
The effects of alcohol **
How else can they perfect the Drunken Master technique?
I’m in the hospital
There’s a reason for crosswalks
Now there’s a story right there…
**Call the Midwife
Dark & Stormy **
Expecting twins, eh?
**I would like to come to a conclusion on prostitution
“No censorship under any circumstances.” Agree?
Homosexuality and the United Church of Christ
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Steamy sequential threads.
Things women do to make themselves attractive to men that don’t make them attractive to men
How do topless models really feel? Visual suggestions within (NSFW; mod cleared)
The Creepy Thread (Stories and Links Welcome)
There’s a common thread here, and I’m not liking the looks of it…
** There’s a reason for crosswalks
I’m in the hosspital.
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Freemen on the land
Eaten by hogs
Boy, those guys just can’t win.
** I’m in the hosspital.
Damn you tonsils…damn you to hell!!!
**
But you get all the ice cream in the world you can eat!
**Keeping neighbour’s cat from entering garden
Suicide by Cyanide Pill (Don’t Need Answer Fast)
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For yourself, or for the cat?
**Is it EVER a good idea to suggest someone strip for extra cash?
How Far Do You Live From an Interstate Highway?
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Cause you’re gonna hafta run after you say it!
**It’s time to officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State football program.
HA HA! - Stupid paedo!
**
Snerk.
I’m in the hospital
Eaten by hogs
I’m just glad he made it to the hospital at all…
Ask the American monarchist
Eaten by hogs
Who knew that hog bellies had Internet access?
**A New Member
Members Introduction
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Incident at my daughter’s school
Eaten by hogs
** Eaten by hogs
My refrigerator is empty: a hungry MMP
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This “Eaten by hogs” title is particularly fruitful. And will bne Eaten By Hogs.
** Poll: AL MVP: Trout vs Cabrera
Why aren’t we still getting pounded by asteroids? **
The fell out of favor in baseball after the McGuire and Bonds revelations.
Tough call!
**Techniques for getting women riled up for sex
My creepy story and yours
I hate women and children
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Pretending to be a single parent to score with single moms worked for Hugh Grant in About a Boy. Where did I go wrong?
**“Dad, hold your new baby son…”
Throw You Children To The Alligators! For Their Birthday! Newslink **
This stuff writes itself.