Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

Workplace griping, anyone?
Crazy Hours and no pay!!!

Is the customer always right?
On being banned.

Apparently not.

**Weird little superstitions you have
Birth mothers (adoption related)
**
My superstition is they’re all evil changelings.

** Song that includes Que Sera, Sera

Name this song
**

No, dear, I do not find the pig teeth marks “winsome”.

Oh, SWAT is here.
I’m a prisoner, in a prison run by Her Majesty’s Prison Service…

There are two threads I removed from between these, but it’s worth it:

**Anyone doing the Fuhrman “Eat to Live” plan
I don’t want to eat dirt for Thanksgiving
**

** Would you notice or mind these styles of eating?
Outdoor living and bugs/critters**

If it keeps the flies and mosquitoes down, I’m all for it.

What will Romney winning the election mean?
Rush nominated for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Mr Limbaugh will be a shoe in.

What will Romney winning the election mean?
Tax Incentives for Shipping Jobs Overseas

**Candy question
How to pronounce Worcestershire sauce?
**
Mmmm, Worcestershire candy.

**What to do in Cologne
Seven Deadly Sins. Which are you favorite?
**

** Things that tall people know
Gah! Mattress buying sucks. **

** Is there any studies that show an alcoholic can begin moderate drinking?
Drinking blood**

Yes, but alcoholic vampires must be careful not to waylay victims outside bars.

**Drinking blood
“Organic sodium”
**

**What expensive thing(s) has your dog destroyed?
My patient’s bizarre penis **

Bad dog! Very, very bad dog!

What expensive thing(s) has your dog destroyed?
My patient’s bizarre penis

This is what I get for waiting to post 2 minutes.

{Nelson Muntz}HA ha![/nm} :smiley:

Why do (some) old people move so slowly?
Drinking blood

They don’t want to spill any.

** Are there contingency plans for contacts with extraterrestrial aliens?
Neutrinos and black holes**

We’ll bombard them with neutrinos and force them to land in Cleveland. They’ll never be heard from again. Bwa-ha-ha!!!