**The road not taken, a MMP
How the hell did I end up here?
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Teen loses stomach after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Better hope your Doctor doesn’t retire. Brain surgery gone bad.
Obviously the brain surgery failed if they were dumb enough to drink liquid nitrogen.
**How does one stop being a bitch
Carbs after exercise
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** Stupid reasons you’ve had to see a doctor.
How does one stop being a bitch**
Thankfully, we have pharmaceuticals for that now.
**Hard-0f-hearing Word Association
“They’re not booing, they’re saying ‘Bruce’.” **
Rare to find such a good one in The Game Room.
**What’s the scam here?
Ohio State’s marching band tribute to video games **
There’s a joke in there somewhere involving putting quarters into slots, but I’m not touching it with a ten foot pole.
** Was there ever a Car Talk Puzzler no one answered correctly?
At night, I weigh 158 - the next morning, I weigh 156.5**
No, they got that one right - he was sleep-pooping.
How do I convince my doctor to renew the Vicodin?
How does one stop being a bitch
Doper parents - do you yell or snap?
Tell the doctor you’re bitch that going to snap with her kids.
Man dies after winning Roach Eating Contest
Those entertaining moments with pets
Joe’s Apartment you know the movie.
** A very unfortunate photo of Mitt Romney.
NASA goes “Ooooh! Shiny!”**
Stupid reasons you’ve had to see a doctor.
People That Refuse To Turn The Heat (Or A/C) On "Out Of Principle"
Wedding etiquette. Need answer fast
If You See Somebody Gulping Liquor Behind the Wheel, What Do You Do?
**Consequences Of Skipping Out On Your Restaurant Bill?
Can a bullet injure you if it doesn’t hit you? **
** When does the POTUS get to nuke somebody?
Mormon Secret Service Agents?**
“Mitt Romney has infiltrated my security detail!” (hurls Holy Hand Grenade)
**Teen loses stomach after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail
Man dies after winning Roach Eating Contest
**
Not funny, but tragic – eating and drinking can be unexpectedly lethal.
** Negotiate w/Taliban?
Jesus is God.**
Fabulous opening position.
**Who’s the most famous person you or someone you know has had sex with?
Werner von Braun **
Who vants to ride ze rocket?
Car service in NY questions
Negotiate w/Taliban?
Rather than Yellow Cab??
Attaching a wind turbine to an Automobile?
trying to find referene to a GM (the car) invention
Garden Gnomes
gms453 is a troll.
**Mila Kunis, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive 2012
I want to dip my veggies in it. **
Short Story:
**First date after divorce
First Orgasm
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