Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

Gah! Mattress buying sucks.
Let’s Go Flyboarding!

Yeah! Much better idea.

Man dies after winning Roach Eating Contest
Those entertaining moments with pets

**Who founded MGM, RKO, Paramount, and 20th Century Fox?

Peruvian hair
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This sequence actually makes as much sense as the OP in the top thread.

** First date after divorce
I’m a new lawyer with a 3.6 gpa in law school and unemployed**

Uh no thanks, I’ll try my luck at the laundromat.

**Sudden increase in spare time- how to fill it?

Man dies after winning Roach Eating Contest
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However it ends, if you take up roach eating, spare time will no longer be a problem.

**How do these work?

habanero pepper juice and condoms

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Very Well.

But not together

** My creepy story and yours.

Poll: How safe was your first sex?

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**What does putting your back out mean?
Is a spinning top heavier?
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I think it was more the spinning than the weight that did it.

** My Odd Fetish: Explain, critique, psychoanalyze

Poll: An otherwise normal man with holes in his socks - how weird?
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Somewhere, sometime, there is someone Getting Off on the idea of a normally-dressed man with holes in his socks. I guarantee it.

** How does minimalist art sell for so much money?

Are We Getting Smarter Or Dumber?
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You paid $2 million for THAT? Are you Crazy?

Wait — is there somrething I don’t know?

**Has Anyone That’s Been Banned Been Allowed Back?
Survival of the Cutest **

“Send the moderators some revealing photos, and we’ll decide if you’re cute enough to be reinstated.”

**If you see something say something
Eureka! I have found it! **

**Aliens Question: why was Bishop in a stasis pod?
organisms living outside our normal parameters?
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**Consequences Of Skipping Out On Your Restaurant Bill
Territory-marking cat
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And boy is it pissed off…if you know what I mean.

Sudden increase in spare time- how to fill it?
First Orgasm

** Americans - how do you morally justify drone strikes in the “War on Terror”?
Jesus is God.**

**What do you do with your cats at night?
How is “lurve” pronounced?
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Ummm…ewww.

** Creepy Hallow’een Findings
Peruvian hair**

All they ever found was some hair…
And occasional pieces of skin, of skin…

**What do you do with your cats at night?
Laser Hair Removal
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Some just do laser pointer tag, but I’m hardcore.

Poll: Would you give up sex forever if it meant you could be a Jedi?
Poll: How safe was your first sex?

The thermal detonator went off at just the wrong moment.