Tell us one thing about yourself
So I’m Going To CoAbode, And I’m Going To Die
Technically, that’s two things.
**We set the date!! I’m getting married! **
**First Orgasm **
I see congratulations are in order all around!
** Things that tall people know
Parachuting from 23 miles up
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Well, not THAT tall
**Hey. I Made This…
First Orgasm
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It’s always special when you get something they made with their own hands
** I cannot think of a title for this thread but wow
First Orgasm
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“Wow” is right.
** Parachuting from 23 miles up.
I can’t sleep.**
Have faith, that alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you after the first 22.5 miles.
** I gave away my pants
First Orgasm
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Bad idea. You’ll probably want them if you expect to get any more.
**The Small Girl Turns 7 in a few minutes
Spam - No I don’t want Train Wheels
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But may I interest you in some training wheels?
** The Creepy Thread (Stories and Links Welcome)
I gave away my pants**
But they came back! :eek::eek::eek:
**Poll: Elvis: a musical genius or _____ ?
Crock Pot Pork Quandry
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Tough call, in his later years
Have you ever known a truly evil person?
Candy Crowley
Come on, she’s just a journalist.
How can I alter my voice?
Things MEN do to make themselves attractive to WOMEN that don’t make them attractive to women
**Any Dopers been to the US Virgin Isles?
First Orgasm
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Well, I guess you just “lost” your chance, eh? Eh?
**Fully domesticated men-what do you think of 'em?
Where is my cat’s collar?
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** Things that tall people know
Have you ever known a truly evil person?
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…and are you tall?
OK, these are pretty far away but I couldn’t help myself:
**The Creepy Thread (Stories and Links Welcome)
Something is trying to turn on my TV at night
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**How can I alter my voice?
First Orgasm **
That certainly makes it louder…
**What’s under your bed right now?
Present from a cat?? **
It’s happened before.
** Would Secret Service agents storm onto the stage during a Presidential debate?
Can freeze-dried worms come back to life?**
“Zombie worms are crawling up Mitt Romney! Go to Plan B!!!”
**Using a time machine you go back to find the historical Jesus. What do you think you’ll really find?
Meth Lab? **
It would explain all those unexplainable things.
** What’s under your bed right now?
Meth Lab?**
Yep, and a coca tree plantation in my closet. Life is good.