Consistently misspelled, non-complex words.
Kitchen archeology
** Tell us one thing about yourself
blah blah woof woof**
We get it - you’re an intellectual.
**Poetical allusions that don’t or can’t apply to the opposite gender
Poll: How hot do you like your kung pao?
**
I only describe women as “kung pao”, myself
** Ed Zotti speaking at University of Tennessee Knoxville October 24
Stupid-ass redneck hicks can go die in a car fire. Seriously.**
Attaway to play to your audience, Ed.
**Where to stay close to NYC?
Statue of Liberty in 1986? **
It’s an option, I guess. How much is the time traveling ferry?
** Why is hetero anal sex so popular?
Superhot chicks**
Thank you, Mr. Obvious.
** Why is my elevator dispensing quarters?
I won the lottery !!!**
** Could the U.S. eject a state from the Union?
Idea for space travel**
It’d be difficult sending New Jersey to another galaxy, but the idea is worth pursuing.
**Why is hetero anal sex so popular?
Falling in love with my Best-friend. Now what?
**
This would be SO much better if reversed, but you go to war with the weapons you have.
**Mundane “super powers” you have
I won the lottery !!!
**
**What’s under your bed right now? ( 1 2)
Superhot chicks **
This made me go to the rail gun and throw New Jersey from it.
What’s wrong with the quarry?
** I won the lottery !!!
How the hell did I end up here?**
**Why is hetero anal sex so popular?
Superhot chicks
**
How long does it take for a parachute to fall 3,000 meters? Banzai parachuting
What’s the fastest moving body part?
Ummm, all of them?
**What’s the fastest moving body part?
If you were able to collect all human ejaculate across the world… **
Every guy would have to move really fast!
** The most F-ed up thing/bat shit is not enough
the lighter side of menstruation **
What Mitt Romney is reading right now.
** Tell me about your experience with Lisinopril and other ACE inhibitors
Which way is up?**
Yeah, those side effects are murder.
**How do you use your anvil?
Why is hetero anal sex so popular? **
I think you may be doing it wrong.
Or very, very right.
Bizarre Plastic Boxes Stacked Up In Georgia-What Are They?
Why Not Beefburger?
Why not indeed…