Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

Consistently misspelled, non-complex words.
Kitchen archeology

** Tell us one thing about yourself
blah blah woof woof**

We get it - you’re an intellectual.

**Poetical allusions that don’t or can’t apply to the opposite gender
Poll: How hot do you like your kung pao?
**
I only describe women as “kung pao”, myself

** Ed Zotti speaking at University of Tennessee Knoxville October 24
Stupid-ass redneck hicks can go die in a car fire. Seriously.**

Attaway to play to your audience, Ed.

**Where to stay close to NYC?
Statue of Liberty in 1986? **

It’s an option, I guess. How much is the time traveling ferry?

** Why is hetero anal sex so popular?
Superhot chicks**

Thank you, Mr. Obvious.

** Why is my elevator dispensing quarters?
I won the lottery !!!**

** Could the U.S. eject a state from the Union?
Idea for space travel**

It’d be difficult sending New Jersey to another galaxy, but the idea is worth pursuing.

**Why is hetero anal sex so popular?

Falling in love with my Best-friend. Now what?
**
This would be SO much better if reversed, but you go to war with the weapons you have.

**Mundane “super powers” you have

I won the lottery !!!

**

**What’s under your bed right now? ( 1 2)

Superhot chicks **

This made me go to the rail gun and throw New Jersey from it.

What’s wrong with the quarry?

** I won the lottery !!!
How the hell did I end up here?**

**Why is hetero anal sex so popular?

Superhot chicks
**

How long does it take for a parachute to fall 3,000 meters? Banzai parachuting
What’s the fastest moving body part?

Ummm, all of them?

**What’s the fastest moving body part?
If you were able to collect all human ejaculate across the world… **

Every guy would have to move really fast!

** The most F-ed up thing/bat shit is not enough
the lighter side of menstruation **

What Mitt Romney is reading right now.

** Tell me about your experience with Lisinopril and other ACE inhibitors
Which way is up?**

Yeah, those side effects are murder.

**How do you use your anvil?
Why is hetero anal sex so popular? **

I think you may be doing it wrong.

Or very, very right.

Bizarre Plastic Boxes Stacked Up In Georgia-What Are They?
Why Not Beefburger?

Why not indeed…