Walk me through your morning internet browsing routine
How do you use your anvil?
You may have some strange browsing habits.
How do you use your anvil?
“Having balls” - sexist?
You won’t have any, after you use your anvil.
It’s snowing. In my kitchen.
If you were able to collect all human ejaculate across the world…
You sure that’s snow?
** Korean girls sounding like babies
Best Way to Keep Owls Away from Yard?**
No, that attracts owls.
**Where do you hide your porn?
The Friend Zone**
**Which is worse… me or…?
Darrell Issa: This time you’ve gone too far
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**Stupid Republican idea of the day
Florida’s Race-based Academic Standards
Mississippi Teabagger: Letting Women Vote A Bad Idea **
(Why yes, I probably do not have the game completely figured out)
** Superhot chicks
What Kind of Car Should I Get**
A Prius, definitely. Superhot chicks love fuel economy.
** I’m going through my neighbors mail and I feel sleezy
I found a penny!**
**So. You got cancer in your balls. And this entitled you to…
Get Ready For The GOP To Do Whatever They Can To Steal This Election (Too)
**
Actually, everyone can get ready. It’s not just for cancer of the balls survivors.
** Which way is up?
Why is hetero anal sex so popular
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** Why is hetero anal sex so popular?
Satan’s 2nd Great General Council**
I knew it! Connect the dots, people!
**So. You got cancer in your balls. And this entitled you to…
Fuck United Airlines
**
At least United won’t get pregnant.
**Walk me through your morning internet browsing routine
Where do you hide your porn? **
**What’s the nerdiest thing about you?
Mass transit parking equilibrium?
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Only if you figure it out just for fun.
** Best Way to Keep Owls Away from Yard?
Cancellation of Citizenship**
Great idea!! “Hey, no stalking rodents without the proper papers, you!” "Whoooo?"
**So. You got cancer in your balls. And this entitled you to…
Share your favorite mispronunciations that you have heard
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** Removing Price Stickers From Books–How?
I don’t exactly need a decorator. What do I need?**
Hire someone with fingernails.
I’ll close this to avoid bump ups.