** Describe a work with a truncated title.
Khaaaaannnnnn!!! **
The orginal title was Khaaaaannnnnn!!!
**Stuff your surgeon doesn’t tell you
Oh, Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me **
Be thankful your surgeon doesn’t tell you that.
Coney Island Nathan’s Hotdog Eating Contest 2011
Nice hurling video, fastest grass game
I can certainly see how a hot dog eating contest could lead to some hurling, but where does grass come into it? Is it a dog-eat-dog contest?
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Be My Dating Coach
Sounds like you don’t need a dating coach…
Poll: Which “Main” US Interstate Highways have you travelled?
Have you ever had a hallucination?
Well, the Antichrist kept trying to pass me on the right on I-80. But after I ran him off the road a few times they took away my license, so I don’t have that problem anymore.
Ask the guy with 8 kids
Be My Dating Coach
Sounds like you don’t need a dating coach…
Be My Dating Coach
Choose between 10,000 random people dying, or 100 innocents you choose.
Wow, I didn’t realize Cthulhu needed a dating coach.
**What would have happened had the Night of the Long Knives been pointed the other way?
Fast & Furious…Exit?
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Do you know who else had a fast and furious exit?
**Why do I feel sick in the morning?
Raw eggs in beer
**
Yeah, that’d do it.
**If you do not keep a plunger in your bathroom, I will improvise.
Buried treasure? **
Uh, not quite.
**Why do I feel sick in the morning?
USB/Autorun virus **
There are two problems with this answer
a) people don’t get computer viruses
b) You stuck the USB stick where? :eek:
Partial repetition, with a twist:
Oh, Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me
Dont be Shy…Please!
If you do not keep a plunger in your bathroom, I will improvise.
Roto-Rooter Man finally crosses the line.
**Do I have an ethical obligation to resign from my government job?
Would a cat do this?
**
Probably.
** Ask the guy with 8 kids
Would a cat do this? **
I’ve know cats to have a litter of eight.
Cruising while pregnant?
Would a cat do this?
“…mrrrow…eight for the price of one, big boy…”
** Whats the worst sound you can think of?
Using the word “female” as a noun **
Kind of over-reacting, aren’t you?
I just rode my bicycle into town and back!
No Pants!
I love the feel of the wind…
**What’s the word for…
The bright-light splotch in my vision
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“The Sun”.
Would you ever be angry enough to cut off an ex’s penis?
Be My Dating Coach
3D Printer?
No Pants!
Sorry, your butt doesn’t look any better in a 3D print.
** No Pants!
Please do not sit on the rice.**