What’s your favourite English words
Thong underwear. Why?
Oh, just wondering. And… interesting choice.
Ask the Show/Pet Rat Breeder
How to deactivate a cat
It’s one of the first skills they teaching you at rat breeding school
Mods, how do you rate the dopers?
Some kind of radio broadcast while reading in threads?
This is why I always keep my computer wrapped in tin foil.
**How to Get Back With Your Ex-Girlfriend
Oh, Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me **
That’s right, a little sweet talk will work wonders.
**Have any serial killers used martial arts?
Be My Dating Coach **
If your date shows up in a ninja outfit and can’t stop talking about how he’s Ted Bundy’s biggest fan, maybe you should take things slow.
** activities with a 1 in 10K chance of death
Are Attached Yahoo Text Files Safe?**
Don’t worry, they’re perfectly sa
**Austrian Atheist Wins Right To Wear Spaghetti Strainer As Religious Headgear
What’s a “spiritual person”? **
In Austria, anybody.
Austrian Atheist Wins Right To Wear Spaghetti Strainer As Religious Headgear
What’s a “spiritual person”?
A crockpot?
**What actor/actress has played the most real people?
…with lesbians!
Please Stop Trying to give Me Your Pets!
Ask the Show/Pet Rat Breeder
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**The real me…honestly this time.
No Pants! **
A little too honest…
**Body or Mind?
Would it bother you to have sex with someone whose mind, but not body, is not the sex you prefer?
**
** Are Kids Getting Better?
…with lesbians! **
I may be able to explain the Republicans
The Intellectual Property of Macaques
So that’s why they are acting like a bunch of monkeys!
**
How I think welfare money should be distributed
Noam Chomsky**
Wouldn’t the poor guy get worn out?
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
RO: Eight year old boy murdered and dismembered
Stupid Democratic Idea of the Day
Wife chops off husband’s penis and grinds it up in garbage disposal **
OK, look. I know you two parties are competitive and all. But come on.
**Summertime Sequential Threads
…with lesbians! **
Lesbians make everything better, even sequential threads.
Oh, good! A New Constitutional Theory of Privacy!
…with lesbians!
I would think lesbians might appreciate a new theory of privacy.
Why is the economy still shit?
The Intellectual Property of Macaques
We should never have let monkeys buy up so many copyrights.
Does the Tropes site have a page for this?
Spinach: Tastes great but the texture kills me. Tips?
That’s a terrible trope.
That’s “crackpot”.
Foods that you found unexpectedly easy to make.
…with lesbians!
They kept talking about hair pie, but they wouldn’t share the recipe.
I just had an MRI
Let the renovations begin
No, it’s not.
Why didn’t any of you bastards tell me how wonderful DOCTOR WHO is?
…with lesbians!
ETA:
**Startling discovery: It is hard to make new friends as an adult.
“Anything’s possible” - No, it freakin’ isn’t! **
Well, with an attitude like that…
Full Moon Lunacy
Walt Disney’s corpse
When I heard there was going to be a new Disney zombie movie, I didn’t expect this.
**What Are You Cooking Now?
…with lesbians! **
I don’t cook with lesbians. They can be a little tough.