I was just waiting for these two to line up:
** Neighbors spying on you?
I’m not in the habit of spying on my neighbors, but . . .
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**Stupid Democratic Idea of the Day
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Too Damn Hot or Not Hot Enough: July Minirants
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Blue isn’t hot, red is! Or is that the other way around like in stars? I’m so confused!
What happens to old twitter posts?
Does odor have mass?
Yeah, when enough Twitter posts pile up, they have to be deleted because of the stench.
**Murdoch Schadenfrude
Is it pretentious to change one’s name? **
One doesn’t need to changes one’s name to be pretentious.
Tell us about your Really Kinky Fantasies
This Marine got a date with Mila Kunis.
Shaping up to be a really memorable Marine Corps Ball, huh? :eek:
A thread title & last-post-to-thread combo:
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When Is Rebellion/Revolution Justified?
Attack from the 3rd dimension **
What’s a “spiritual person”?
Austrian Atheist Wins Right To Wear Spaghetti Strainer As Religious Headgear
“I’m not religious, I have a personal relationship with the Flying Spaghetti Monster!”
** Do you think it is reasonable for taxpayers to pay $113 BILLION a year for Illegals/Anchor Babies?
…with lesbians!**
Very, very reasonable!
**CNN’s Piers Morgan - will he get dragged down next?
…with lesbians! **
Supervillain: “You have failed me! Throw him into the lesbian pit!”
Minion: “Don’t you mean scorpion pit?”
Supervillain: “What? Don’t be silly, who wants to watch a bunch of* scorpions* crawl all over each other? I’m villainous, not stupid.”
Do Black People Taste Different Then White People?
How can I get rid of the pudding mix from this cookie recipe?
:eek: Cannibal cookbook! :eek:
Mundane things you’ve done but probably will never do again
What the hell ever happened to the white American man?
Whatever you did, you’ll never get the chance to do it again. 
**What’s your Employers 401K Matching Policy?
What’s your Employers 401K Matching Policy?
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Apparently they have a policy of matching Straight Dope threads.
Best way to kill fish?
I have a truckload of bacon!
Bacon is good for many things, but not fish killing.
*Creative Artist That You Originally Really Liked, That You Then Burned Out On The Fastest?
Beverly Sills at Eight Years Old! **
Wow, that is *fast.
**What’s under Marilyn’s Dress?
Pepsi’s new ad campaign
Commonplace situations in which you don’t know how to act.
Shaving is hard**
Poll: Least favorite Harry Potter movie
Olive/Pimento/Mac and Cheese Loaf. Who buys it?
Well, it beat the hell out of Harry Potter and the Deathly Liverwurst & Onions.
How Can I Get Over Fear of Growing Up?
Puppies
Puppies–not just for little kids.
Does anybody roll their own cigarettes?
Puppies
But… how? They don’t have thumbs!
Do Black People Taste Different Then White People?
Asian Cooking and corn (maize)
:eek: Even more cannibal cooking! :eek:
Give unsolicited advice to a random dude with a nasty newly-ex-wife
Treatment for Genital Warts
That is nasty!