** Presidential Bus - why so ugly and depressing?
Last week, I was hospitalized after a suicide attempt**
We’re going to have to keep you away from Air Force One.
About United Way
President-for-Life Bachman has just been re-elected…
So that’s who runs it!
Or
President-for-Life Bachman has just been re-elected…
Should let my son shave his head?
I don’t see why not, but it won’t be a very effective form of protest.
WTF moments with strangers.
What is the opposite of love?
Nonsensical parking lot experience
Just File 13’d My Weed (long)
You finally made the connection. Dah.
What matters most when finding a soulmate?
Girls Without Girlfriends
I ain’t sharing Sharon.*
*old Jim Stafford song.
**Like a Virgin – The Noob MMP
Is there a name for this action done in the bedroom? **
Do People Still Say…
Fred Flintstone Lives!
New State Mottos
Fred Flintstone Lives!
That’s gotta be Arkansas.
** Ugliest Place Names
Dark Thoughts: What to do with all the bodies?**
Dark Thoughts, Nevada - where the morgues are overflowing. 
Is there a name for this action done in the bedroom?
Scottish DopeFest?
Wow, I want to be Scottish now.
Is ‘John of God’ a Healer or a Charlatan?
100% Polyester Shirts-Work of the Devil!
“The Power Of Christ Compels You - to wear cotton!”
**If you want to store your shit at -80 C
Necromancers **
Remember to fully thaw your zombies before unleashing them. They last longer frozen, but brittle zombies do a poor job of terrorizing the peasants.
**Insane Clown Posse vs. the RNC.
Enough with the “mentally ill” insults outside of the pit **
OK, OK, no more comparing insane clowns to the RNC. That was a low blow to the mentally Ill.
**Is there any cultural reference that every American knows?
Cecil **
Word must have gotten around since 1973.
**Ladies, do you care if your husband/ SO forgets your birthday?
woman kills husband for forgetting birthday
**
Not that surprising, but nice to see them together
Sorry, had to post the trifecta:
** Ladies, do you care if your husband/ SO forgets your birthday?
What Just Happened?
woman kills husband for forgetting birthday**
How do I get permission to write a story about an established character?
Bacon
Yeah, If you’re going to bribe them, I’m thinking that cash would work better.
Kentucky goes to hospital for a circumcision and get’s his penis amputated.
Michele Bachmann and the corndog
:eek: Wait! Check what’s under that breading before you eat it!
** Do People Still Say…
Owww. **
Yes. Yes they do.
Don’t aggrivate a hummingbird!
Michele Bachmann and the corndog
Featured in a remake of “The Birds”.
Is my vagina no longer like a self-cleaning oven?
Go to first new post Ladies, do you care if your husband/ SO forgets your birthday?
In this case it’s better than getting a can of oven cleaner.