what was the last thing that gave you chills?
The Awesomeness of the “Day the Earth Stood Still” (1951)
**Which Founding Father are you most like?
Duckling Dilemma **
Show some respect!
What Was the Point of 9-11?
Fall of the Roman Empire
That’s either poetic or profoundly ignorant of history.
**Have You Ever Driven a “Real” Elevator?
We may not have flying cars, but technology is pretty damn incredible
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Yep – them fancy new elevators are really somethin’!
My Awesome Invention Idea
"I drove my car to work"
Sorry, dude, I think that one’s been covered already.
** What have they done with Vampires?!!
Death Of Calvin And Hobbes **
They were killed by vampires.
Dogs in the office — are there limits?
Recurring itchy spot on my arm… Possible cause?
Yes.
**Why the fuck do I read mommy boards?
Damn murderers! **
I take it that the mods over there have a really harsh way with infractions.
[bAnimals declare war on people. Can we win?
Stupid people buying into stupid fads - Meerkats aren’t pets. **
They are warriors!
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Free steaks at Outback
Animals declare war on people. Can we win?
Looks like a “yes.”
**Raging Atoms
Really? That’s what that means? Thanks.
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**Homosexuality
Why can’t we all just get along? **
Cause that would give us “teh gay.”
**Duckling Dilemma
Animals declare war on people. Can we win?
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It’s tough being a duckling in wartime.
**How Do You “Spoil” Your Pets?
Dogs in the office — are there limits?
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“If you’re coming to the office, Racer, you’ve got to pull your weight! Now collate those reports!”
**What is the most painful thing you can think of
screaming kids - really?
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Oh, yeah. If you were ever a Sub, you’d know.
**Damn you, GPS, damn you to hell!
Are you bored? Go find a planet!
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I maced a guy, and kinda missed
Hospitalized with no insurance…a true story
Damn you, GPS, damn you to hell!
Why is it so $%@# hard to find wired mice and keyboards?
Because that’s not what a GPS is used for.
**Why aren’t kangaroos raised for their meat in the US?
Obama’s “Buffet law” **
Yeah, it’s an obscure rider tacked on by the beef council.
**screaming kids - really?
Husbands, how do you cope…
Do people think jump starting a car is some type of panacea? **
It can be, it can be…