Amazon Floozy Goddess is, well, Goddess of the Amazonians. She is also the town bicycle, making passionate love to every man who comes within 30 feet of her. She is six and a half feet tall with bulging, but not too manly, muscles. She has hair that tumbles down to her butt, and her butt can crush pop cans. The aforementioned hair is always blowing around as if caught in a wind machine. She wears a leopard skin bikini and is a deadeye with a bow and arrow, which she uses on the men who dared to make her lie on the wet spot. Bastards.
A scientist is caught in an Antarctic month long storm and is rescued and nursed to health by radioactive Penguins. Through their food and help he gains the ability to telepathically communicate with penguins and adopts their wintery powers. Adopting the name KingPengvin he dresses in a tux with tails and a mask.
His powers and strength only come from frigid below 0 (Celsius) weather. When in danger he calls out for his frosty feathered friends to help out. His only weakness is his inability to really do anything else useful without Penguins around.
His side kick is a Penguin named Pengu.
Ranchoth—aka Rahn’k’hoth, the Bearded Skull of the Barchan, the Gilded-horned Archon of Blood. The gilded last surviving God of ancient Akkad, who withdrew to hyperborea in the twilight of the fertile crescent, but has now resurfaced for reasons known only to him. An eerie, invulnerable being seven cubits tall, he wields the Flaming Sword of Marduk, said to be able to “rend the sky, and mar the skin of a soul.”
He is, if anything, a “free lancer.” He shows no particular alligence to any team of heroes or villains…or even to the concepts of “good” or “evil.” He’s fought with and against heroes and villains solely out of curiosity and thirt for a challange. He’s lead one-man “invasions” of developing countries to root out tyrany and religious extremism that offended his sensibilities, and…celebrated his triumph by ritually slaughtering legions of prisoners to hear a “chorus of screams.”
Some say his actions are all part of some grand, machiavellian scheme. Others say he’s simply gone mad. Some say he’s from heaven, some say he’s from hell…and the rest say he simply is.
Pokey has the ability to POKE villians til they understand about JUSTICE. She also has the poke of death which is lethal and the poke of truth which makes people tell their secrets. It all depends where the poke is administered. I can’t tell you specifics because it’s all top secret.
Jet Jaguar is a hero of sorts already. He’s a man-sized, ultraman-like robot with the ability to fly and grow to giant size. He defends Japan against giant monsters and is also a good friend of Godzilla.
I guess I’d be someone exactly like me. I don’t know if I could take that.
That’s so cool!
I am an Indian that turns into a wolf.
Err: Dude, that’s Wolfen.*
As the god of the Moonites I command them to amuse me, mostly by picking on others. I also own a belt that has all the powers of rocker Bruce Springsteen.
*My doper name is a mishearing of an Aqua Teen Hunger Force line. I could change it, but I’ve grown accustomed to it.
And here I thought that you’d have the ability to make stingy, bitter old men get visited by 23 ghosts, resulting in them changing their ways and suddenly giving to charity. 
Man, 23 ghosts would be overkill. “I’m the Ghost of Christmas Relatively-Near-But-Not-Quite-Foreseeable-Future! SCARRRY!” Naw. Maybe it’d be the ability to roll millions of joints and create music that made people groove, feel good and get laid.
Ummm…
Well, here goes:
Kolak of Twilo would look like a dapper Danny Thomas, speak with an English accent and have an extra pair of eyes in the back of his head. He would also scatter walnuts about the planet that contain the element Absorbitron that would cause earthlings to lose their thumbs and sense of humor.
What? Whaddya mean it’s already been done?
I knew I shouldn’t’ve wandered in here…
I am Anastasaeon: A Wolf Rayet star, ten times as massive as the Sun! I am a hot blue star of spectral class O, with a temperatures of 40 kilokelvin, radiating energy at 1035 watts and with very strong stellar winds!
Yeah. Just try and touch me, suckers.
May also claim to be a long-lost member of the Romanov family.
You wanna team up, Amazon Floozy Goddess?
Old Norse Æsir , singular Áss in Scandinavian mythology, either of two main groups of deities, four of whom were common to the Germanic nations: Odin (q.v.), chief of the Aesir; Frigg (q.v.), Odin’s wife; Tyr (q.v.), god of war; and Thor (q.v.), whose name was the Teutonic word for thunder. Some of the other important Aesir were Balder, Jörd, Heimdall, and Loki (qq.v.).
http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-9003882?query=aesir&ct=
The Aesir’re pretty inclusive. There’re even some Vanir (sworn enemies of the Aesir) amongst them, including Freya, Odin’s wife.
DarkSideoftheFloyd Girl Works in tandem with pinkfreud. Groans at various puns made by her partner (another wick in the brawl, arhg), yet makes horrible jokes (What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall). Has the amazing superpowers of altering reality, bending light with mirrors and prisms, and creating optical illusions. Does NOT wear a cape.
Neat-o, we can be a tag team! Wanna take on Amazon Floozy Goddess and ** Aesiron**?
The thing of it is, you (and Brittanica) are using Aesir as a generic term for the ‘good guys’ pantheon of the Norse: specifically for those dieties owing allegience to Odin.
Which isn’t wrong, really. But it isn’t the meaning I was basing my comment upon. Remember, Aesir and Vanir and the various tribes of giants inhabiting Norse myth are also names of specific ‘ethnic’ groups as well as political groups.
I was talking about background of the Norse dieties: for which, even though Frey and Freya owe allegience to Odin, they are Vanir, not Aesir. By that standard, I stand by my original claim - Loki isn’t exactly one of the Aesir. No one seems exactly sure what he is. Just not properly one of the Aesir.
(Is my razor fine enough to split that hair? 
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Sure!
I except hero-Angel of the Lord something like this . Except probably something not quite so. . .well. . .pretty. Something more modern. . .
Taber has the amazing power to format text, and move from textbox to textbox without the use of a mouse.
Hmm… maybe in a Matrix-esque setting, I have teleportation powers, and Moses like abilities to seperate things
http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heroMachine2/heromachine2.asp
This website provides lots of superhero options. Stick to the generic accesories/features, and you can still come up with some fantastic characters.