That immunity challenge would have so much better if they had used Roman Numerals. and Cruel.
Oh, yes, that would have been awesome.
Rob! Yes!
Okay, if Rob doesn’t win now I’m going to find everyone who didn’t vote for him and punch them in the face.
He’s clearly played the best. He takes Natalie and Phil and they can only defeat him by having a spiteful jury.
So Phil’s strategy is “I’m here because of Rob. Vote for him.”
Uh, oops.
The fuck. Why is Phillip insulting the people who are going to vote on whether or not to give him a million dollars?
Thank you David for being psychically connected to the audience.
He knows he lost.
On the other hand, I would not want someone to tell the jury to vote for me, like that last guy did for Rob. I’d be there thinking, “Don’t tell them what to do! They’ll do the opposite if you do that!”
Anyway, I still think Rob will win.
Has there been two worst jury performances ever. I will be astounded if anyone votes for Secret Agent Man and Natalie.
Even Amanda didn’t perform this badly.
Estimated time to each contestant in the Reunion special:
40% Rob
30% Russell
20% Phillip
10% everyone else
Gawd, why am I going to watch it?
Rob wins! Eat it, Russel!
So who voted for Phil?
Hah!
I guess now I get why they interviewed Rob for so long at the reunion for the previous Survivor. They knew he played and did well.
Remember, that interview was filmed post-filming of this season.
Here’s and hint, Phil’s name was spelled “Phile”
and heres the answer: RAWLF
Wow, look at Natalie. That IS Natalie, isn’t it? What a difference from her island appearance. Even after watching her every week for the whole season, I wouldn’t have recognized her now.
Natalie:
WTF?
I first said to myself that Rob couldn’t have hand-picked a better two people to be sitting beside at that FTC. And then I realized…oh, he did!
I’m slightly ashamed of this, but when Matt’s urn fell, all that was going through my head was Bill Cosby’s riff on the Ten Commandments, with Edward G. Robinson’s voice yelling, “WHERE’S YER MESSIAH NOW?!”
I was thinking Phil was going to get up in front of the Jury and tell them it was all an act. He purposefully played the unlikable survivor and be the person everyone wanted sitting beside them at final tribal.
Phil could have pointed out that he didn’t win a single challenge. He was never in the ‘core’ of an alliance he was always the odd man out, yet here he was in the endgame.
I thought maybe that was his ‘secret strategy’. What do you think? Could anyone win with that argument?
Not that it surprises me but I not sure I understand Phil’s speech at final tribal. Did he basically say ‘When I saw Rob step off the chopper I had to revamp my entire strategy. I decided to ride Rob’s coattails and be his lapdog as my strategy to win.’?