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He said I could!!
Yea, I hear ya bitch…I get so fuckin tired of you weak ass motherfuckers. Whine, whine, whine, sounds like a country music song. I just got home after a 18 hour fuckin day… bustin my ass and I ain’t complainin 'bout my day. But, I get home and I get a fuckin punk talkin bout he had to do “what the fuck ever” sit on his ass and only got 45 minutes for lunch…blah blah didn’t get but 2 weeks for vacation etc. etc.
I drank a “wine cooler” and got drunk…how come nobody likes me(insert name here) God-damn!! grow up…told y’all I was on a fuckin rant…I don’t go there much…but shit!!
I know this ain’t gonna be logical or even understandable to most and that’s fine. I just get fed up with peoples bullshit sometimes. I don’t fuckin understand why they have to make up shit to fight about.
I’m a fuckin jarhead from Tejas…alright…I seen my share of shit.
Don’t want no more… had enough…more than enough!
Anyway, before I go off the wall and scare all of y’all, think I’ll go get a cigar and a shot.
It’s cool…luv’ ya Peace:)
To the masses: Excuse me if I come off a little Neanderthal today…it happens sometimes with my type. I’m not completely ignorant or uneducated, just old fashioned. You know the type, work hard, live right, be honest, word is your FUCKIN’ bond. Excuse me, I digress… remember honor, truth, semper fidelis.
I don’t mean to be redundant, but are there any out there that have grasp of what I’m saying.
I’m reaching for a fuckin’ Gerber in my back and can’t quite get there. What the HELL makes a Motherfucker give up his honor?
I don’t get it!!!
You don’t get it?
We don’t get it either.
And the great circle of life continues.
I’m convinced the OP is actually Terrible Ted Nugent. I’m not sure why… but that is my hypothesis and I’m sticking to it.
Wango tango wango tango, I pulled out my big 10 inch…
I just got home, busted my ass all day, good shit…you know! Hard work, broke a full sweat…muscles pumped, got a good tan, NOT FROM LAYING OUT, fuck the gym, been lifting 200# 6x6x20 treated posts and mixing concrete all day. Sucked down a 5th of gold cuervo and smoked a few cuban cigars. Ate a bloody t-bone, hopped on the Harley and made the 60 mile drive home in 40 minutes.
Thought I’d jaw w/ y’all for a few minutes and then go wake up my old lady…mmmgawa
See ya later,
Peace t-keela…
I would like to hear (read) more. I’m still a bit confused.
Wildest Bill? Is that you?
t-keela, I get the funny feeling you’re upset about something. But I could be wrong. I just don’t know WHAT to think…um, d’ya wanna enlighten us, even a little bit would be a great help. Then we can either join in your ‘fucking rant’ or gather together for a big pile-on to tell you you are being unreasonable/pig-headed etc. C’mon, share will ya!