Talent Competition for Hapless Contestant?

[Shayna]

Hmmm.

I’d suggest lockpicking. Relatively simple to learn, rare enough that few know how easy it actually is (with the right locks, of course), and it should certainly raise a few eyebrows. Get 4 or 5 different simple-but-tough-looking padlocks and go through them - with music or a running commentary. You should be able to fix them in less than 30 seconds a piece.

[Spiny_Norman]

*Originally posted by Shayna *
**Hmmm.

I’d suggest lockpicking. Relatively simple to learn, rare enough that few know how easy it actually is (with the right locks, of course), and it should certainly raise a few eyebrows. Get 4 or 5 different simple-but-tough-looking padlocks and go through them - with music or a running commentary. You should be able to fix them in less than 30 seconds a piece. **

• this post was of course made by Spiny Idiot Norman. who didn’t think to login under his own name. I’m sure sweet Shayna does not know of shady skills like lockpicking.

[Mr.Hand]

To give the requested update… the “beauty pageant” has not yet been held. Further updates will be posted.

Talent still undecided. But given that I think I have at least a week, my pants remain uncrapped-in. So far.