Target soon to sell Anal Massage?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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The first review on the Amazon page, the one about the grandpa, caused tea to spew from my nose.

I haven’t laughed like this in a long time. Thank you, Seven.

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I was about to post the same message, TeaElle. The first review is now something funnier, about Altar boys, or something. Funny stuff.

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Nope, you’re not the only one. Ever seen Top Secret? That’s what I was thinking of.

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You might be right. It was just that Anal Massage and “used” in the same ad kind of set me off. All kinds of icky went zipping through my mind.

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Fleet ™ enema (2 pack) & Wet ™ lube: $12.74

Dinner, cocktails and a rim-job: $81.69

Target Anal Massage: Priceless

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Yeah, but if you’re in the market for this, do you really want to wait 4-6 weeks? Seems more of an impulse buy thing.

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Sean, The Uranus Anal Massage usually ships within 24 hours and it’s also a bit cheaper.

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People!!!
It’s Massage for the Anal-retentive. It’s to help uptight, rigid, controlling people relax a little.

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So, like the dinner and the rim-job were free?
(I noticed you live in NY)

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Hmmm… I thought at first it said Target was to sell Anal Message. I was thinking well shoot, I get enough messages from my own anus, why would I want to smell one from a target employee.

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Hey…Ya gotta be careful with these new fangled things.
I remember the first time I tried phone sex, it hurt like hell…

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I’ll never be able to look at the Target logo in quite the same way again

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Oh cripes that’s funny.

Now, neither will I.

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It’s one of those things. You get a cramp in your ass, wonder if there’s a new product to help, flip on the TV, nope, no “wonderass” infomercials. So you do like everyone else does - you hit up target.com

Ok, so that’s not true. Someone sent me the link.

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Here is a complete explanation of the whole Target “Anal Massage” mystery URL thing.

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I’m picturing a college lecture hall, full of bright-eyed students. The prof. gets up,

“OK, now…who knows how to properly insert a finger into an anus? Anyone?”

The textbook for that class must be a hot seller at the book store.

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Well, my Christmas shopping is done.