Tattoo brain teasers

I have some tattoos that sorta have hidden meanings. My friends have enjoyed trying to figure these out, maybe others will as well. I can give clues if they are too difficult. As far as prizes go, well, I’ll neuter your cat if you bring it to me. You may not play if your locality has laws against brain teasers.

All pics are generally safe for work. Number 3 has nudity (breasts) but is art, not porn. Any naughty bits have been cropped (ouch). Some of the work is very old, some very new. Please excuse the hair; I do not keep my work shaved.

NOTE: Due to my schedule, I will not be able to get back online until Monday morning, 9 AM EST. Sorry.

  1. Brand new tattoo (last night). OK, I am looking for the title of this tattoo, and the reference. BONUS: give the genus/species or common name of the animals.

  2. Who is this?

3)This piece is called “Sailor’s Dream”. It is an adaptation based on original artwork by a comic book artist. Name him.

  1. What is wrong with this picture?

  2. What time is it? Explain the significance.

  3. This tattoo is titled, “Monica Lewinsky”. Why?

  4. This tattoo was designed following a visit to a store. Name the store and its location.

  5. Bonus- one of the tattoos was particularly painful due to its location. Can you tell the tattoo/location?

  1. Neptune or Poseidon

  2. Flamingos’ legs don’t bend that way i think…

  3. 4:20 - Pot smoking reference? or is it something deeper?

  4. I don’t know what those are, the titmouse maybe?

Anyways, not really sure I got any of them as I didn’t really know what the question was for many of them (just name the picture?) but those are my guesses at something.

Neptune? That seems way too easy. Maybe it’s specifically Ariel’s dad.

Flamingos’ “knees” bend the other way, because they are really ankles.

It’s 4:20, so it’s time to get stoned.

The watch, because it’s across your wrist bones.

#6 is a swallow!

  1. Don’t know the title, but I believe those are finches.

  2. Triton.

  3. Judging from the initials, I’d say the store is in New Orleans. Don’t know which store, tho’.

2) Who is this?
Looks like Neptune.

4) What is wrong with this picture?
Legs are bent the wrong way!

5) Explain the significance.
Time to light up.

6) This tattoo is titled, “Monica Lewinsky”. Why?
Something about a swallow?

1) Give the genus/species or common name of the animals
It looks like a pair or tits in the background. Blue tits, possibly, but that’s tattoos for you.

6) This tattoo is titled, “Monica Lewinsky”. Why?
Because it sucks?

  1. Nope!

  2. Can’t give it to you with two guesses, sorry

  3. Correct!! My buddy screwed up. In my defense, seeing it in a mirror it looked OK.

  4. Correct! :smiley:

I owe you a cat neuter.:wink:

Not Neptune, sorry. You are correct with the flamingo and 4:20!!

Not the watch, as far as pain. They all hurt and the watch was prolly second worst, especially the band on the underside.

  1. Nope!
  2. Nope (good guess)
  3. Yes, a voodoo shop in New Orleans uses a toned-down version of the zombie as their logo. My gf and I were in the big easy two years post Katrina for jazzfest. On returning home, I told her I was getting a new tattoo to commemorate our trip. She was thinking sweet and romantic thoughts. When she saw the finished piece she was initially shocked. :stuck_out_tongue:

Not Neptune. Flamingo correct! 4:20 correct, and yes it is a swallow. Believe it or not, back when Ms Lewinsky was on everyone’s mind, the joke always got a laugh.

Hate to say no to tits, but they are not tits. Hint: they are Caribbean.

hehe. I’ll tell the artist you didn’t like it. :wink:

The judges have reconsidered RoOsh answer of “Neptune or Poseidon”. The tattoo is a depiction of Poseidon. IMHO, Poseidon is a much cooler god than Neptune. See, Neptune ruled over only fresh water, while Oceanus ruled the world-ocean. Poseidon ruled the waters, period.

Also, Neptune was UGLY, compared to Poseidon .

:smiley:

Well, had to stop in to see an emergency and now I am off for the rest of the weekend. I’ll provide answers for any still unanswered questions on Monday. :wink:

BINGO!!! :smiley:

I don’t have any guesses that haven’t already been guessed, but I had to say: what a fun game! It made me really happy for some reason. Thanks for sharing, vetbridge. BTW, what time zone is that watch set to? :wink:

HINT This tattoo references a song.

Thanks, bufftabby. Twilight is your answer. :cool:

Answers to those not answered yet:

This piece is called Three Little Birds. If you don’t recognize the title of this Bob Marley tune, don’t worry 'bout a ting. Cause every little thing gonna be all right. :wink:

The birds are two Bananaquits and one Lesser Antillean Bullfinch. Two very common birds on the Caribbean Islands I’ve visited. Banaquits, in particular are cool birds. They will eat sugar offered to them. If not offered, they will fly to an empty restaurant table and pilfer sugar packets.

Here is a Lesser Antillean Bulfinch and a Bananaquit feasting away.:wink:

The artist was Greg Irons. RIP.

The swallow (Monica Lewinsky tattoo) was my most painful (out of those shown. :D). It is just south of my armpit, on my arm.

Here he is! Mer-man for Big Lots

dude you should really look into some old Iron Maiden cover art…I think Eddy might be a bit pissed that you stole his face.


hehe. I think Eddy would have to talk to someone at Marie Laveau’s House of Voodoo. :smiley: