Oh, yeah, for sure, that was absolutely called for! I mean, how could you deprive us of knowing that? How indeed? No, really, thanks for sharing!
Didn’t he do this before he became a candidate? Doesn’t that make it youthful indesecretions? I mean, come on, he was sewing wild oats. You can’t expect him to mount a political battle without having a few skeletons in his closet, and a liking for Miss Freedom? At least my white conservative friends (all of whom are at least mildly racist) know that that are not allowed to say racist things around non-white people. But if they are actual politicians, how are they supposed to know that they aren’t supposed to say those things anywhere someone like me can take note and come back at them months later?
I have.
If you have breeding stallions, this is a common occurrence during breeding season. Washing them down with soap & water is a necessary hygienic precaution when breeding outside mares. And it’s more than your hand; usually you’re sticking your whole forearm inside there.
Christ on a fucking horse.
Let’s see, Paterson says, I’m not going to announce my nomination for Hillary Clinton’s seat until she’s actually vacated it.
The NY Times, and other members of the press say, it would be great for Caroline Kennedy to fill her uncle’s seat - as if the fucking Senate seat is a goddamned heirloom.
Paterson doesn’t budge from his stated plan.
Caroline Kennedy starts a speaking tour that totally destroys her credibility because she can’t answer such unfair and hardball questions as: “What will you do to try to help upstate communities, if you get the Senate seat?”
But it’s all Paterson’s fault this the whole embarrassing mess happened.
Fuck you.
And the horse you rode in on.
ETA: Paterson’s interference with a domestic violence case is damning and unacceptable. Because of that I’m glad he’s renounced his re-election campaign. But prior to that, when the best his detractors could say was that he embarrassed the state of NY with the Senate seat mess - well, let’s just say I think their blinders were showing.
I wish I could comment, but I really only know Paterson from his appearances on Saturday Night Live.
Indeed. This is why, when sheath-cleaning, it’s a good idea to wear not only a standard wrist-length latex examination glove, but also a shoulder-length exam glove over it, such as vets use when they do rectal palpations of mares during pre-breeding checkups.
I had one gelding who wouldn’t drop for sheath cleaning, and I always had to go way up in there to get the job done.
What? Why are you all backing away, gagging?
Horse watersports porn?
Just as long as the horse porn wasn’t gay. That would be wrong.
As for cleaning horse cock, how do they manage in the wild?
Your mom.
I’m not going to get in trouble with the ASPCA if it’s discovered on my hard drive, am I?
Okay, I stopped myself the other day but here’s my opening.
If he’d just stuck to sending the video of the gay guy having sex with a horse from a little while back (and who later died from rupturing, etc.), nobody would have batted an eyelash and unbridled penis could’ve ensued.
I would think that someone with your username would just avoid the thread at this point.
Ya know, if you had some pictures of that it might make for good campaign literature.
And I wonder what the “smear” was that they accuse the Liberal Media of publishing? Was it the horrid accusation that Mr. Paladino distributed offensive horsey/girl photos? Or was it the horrid accusation that Mr. Paladino is a Tea-Totalitarian?
(Emphasis mine)
Ummmmmm… band name much? 
You have it backwards. He prowls the World Wide Web to find The Perfectly Appropriate Thread to post in.
And he we are for him.
3 cc Rompun and 0.5 cc Ace and that gelding will “drop” for you.
Just sayin’…
ETA— not offering medical advice here! and you don’t want to use that Ace in stallions.
They don’t.
Just as they don’t have a farrier to trim their hooves, or a groomer to work on their coat, or a vet to give them shots & heal their injuries. They either survive it on their own, or they don’t. That’s why wild horses only live about half as long. (As do feral cats or dogs.)
Heh. These days I leave sheath cleaning to my vet, not least because my current gelding is a large Thoroughbred who’s a bit defensive about having his boy bits interfered with, unlike the Quarter Horse I was describing, who – while he would not drop – actually seemed to enjoy the whole process, at least to judge by the, ah, rhythmic motion of his hind end during the cleaning.
Well, to be fair, the unnatural conditions in which most domestic horses are kept contribute to the need for farriers in terms of hoof wear. One could also argue that sheaths are less likely to accumulate crud among horses who aren’t spending much of their time standing around on more or less dusty bedding. But yes, it’s true, domestication – assuming the horse keepers know what they’re doing and do it properly, not always a given – does extend the equine lifespan. Advances in parasite control alone have greatly increased the likelihood that old Dobbin will live to a healthy old age.
Not. Another. Word.