Can a mod please delete all those untruths about us being at war with Oceania. Of course, we have always been at war with those evil people from Eurasia. We don’t want this board causing any thoughtcrimes, do we?
If anything, please delete ythem you get rid of the ridiculous strawman arguement it has created.
“delete them to get rid of the”
Me fail Engilsh? thats unpossible!
I’m more curious to know if he’s allowed to fly, especially considering the recent Cat Stevens incident.
Read the link. What a bunch of fascist neanderthals.
I read the link (first page of it, anyway). The bits that were intelligible didn’t mention anything about him flying.
Agreed!
I was going to mention him, but didn’t.
Thank you for doing so.
And we have mail…
So I am now a member of a website where quite a few members want me to drop dead instantly (although I think they have some other methods to finish me off in mind). This could become extremely funny, but the difficulty is that I really don’t know where to start. (You really don’t believe your eyes when you start exploring that place.)
[size=1]Maybe I could start with asking some innocent questions, in order to get educated about Islam and the Devilish Muslims.*.
Salaam. A
See? I’m already influenced and slowly dropping dead…
Naw, you’re just coding-impaired. Happens a lot around here. Doesn’t stop anyone else from posting like…
Well, like rabid hamsters on crack.
Which is not meant to suggest, imply, or insinuate that the posts of Aldebaran in any way, shape or form resemble, reproduce, or refer to said crack-addled hamster ravings.
A word of caution, Aldebaran-just make sure you don’t mention this board, or say anything about the site-just so you don’t get in trouble.
I never mention other message boards on “other” message boards if I ever become a member of other message boards, except the case being that I mentioned on this message board that I became a member of an other message board.
See now how clear and articulate I can write in English? They are never going to find out that I am a member of the SDMB, or they must come and take a look here to find out. Which I find doubtful seen the really extraordinary amount of highly intelligent input I have read there so far.
And I did not post one word overthere yet because like I said: I don’t even know where to start or with what. But once I do, it is going to be fun. I just need to find the time (and energy, frankly) to plan the first appearence of Shock and Awe which shall make them feel as if they Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet.
Salaam. A
That’s the spirit, Aldebaran. Darn it, you may be one of those Evil Islamic Minions of Satan ™, but you’re our EIMoS!!! 
This thread will go down in my memory for the extended multiperson jamming on the “bow-hunting bears” theme, as well as trying to envision Mr. Nugent and Ms. Ronstedt doing a duet – perhaps “One Tin Soldier” might be appropriate.
And as a total hijack, I was hit hard today by a statement at the bottom of a website – which I ended up looking at thanks to a link posted on another message board by a member’s cat. (Literally – she posted the result of a Google search her cat inadvertently set up.) But read this quote:
you found Michael Moores board, ah?
Wow. A pit of ignorant snakes. Polar opposite of this place. Who ever knew.
Right. We’re a pit of educated and well-informed snakes.
Serpents. We’re a pit of educated and well-informed serpents. Not some slithering heap of subsentient snakes.