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Only The Evil Fred Offers Children Heavy Acid Cough Drops
Here’s a new one,
J S W R I G A H L M
Jessica Swallows With Reptilian Inefficiency. God Almighty Himself Laughs Maniacally.
S W A L D I B
(just for the record, I’d like to say that I in no way think God to be a maniac. It just seemed to kind of fit.)
Soon We All Lie Down In Bed.
unfortunately, that’s absurdly normal. I’ll try again, I suppose:
Such Wandering Always Launches Desperate, Impassioned Bathing.
Y C H I N B W E P
You can’t hop in bed with, EEEK, porcupines!
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All kids have greatly enlarged butts, causing unknown international woe.
LOPITSVEWK
“Lay off penis, it tastes skanky!” Verily, Ellen would know.
H Y S I T M O A L B
Hot, Young, Sexy! I’m the manly orgasm aide!
-Love Bear
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See what you can do with that!!
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Zaphod ate funky kiwi, just hoping we’d quit peeing coke.
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Great People Will Make Believe Xia A Recorded Chineese Dynasty.
(Look it up 
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Somebody young once wrote,“Pickles cause violent kids extra labor.”
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On video, Hank really looked buff – properly proportioned, fat’s DEADSEXY
(i know that last words a cheat…)
m k t w l n r
Marvin kissed tinkerbell, who looked near rabid.
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John sat there while our gorilla took a leak, gesturing.
D M D O N A R T E B
Donald moaned, “Damn ox.” Narcissus (a rookie) tried entering Bill.
Y T Z Q W P P O G P
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You’d titilating zodiac queen, wearing prickly pears offers good protection.
MJWITGMIH
Young Tough Zookeepers? Quiet! We’ll Probably Pay Or Get Pulverized.
Okay, here’s another one.
R S T L N E F M O D
Mary just wiggled it; Todd gyrated maniacally in horror.
Raven, sensous tendrils lay near ears–Felix must’ve offered decapitation.
T H E B N S U L V R