Perhaps we should. Judging from my immediate circle of friends and family, we’d be millionaires in a week. (My family gets “shocked” easily.)
I can see the merchandising…we could branch out to weddings! Throw it at the bride & groom!
Again … with my family, we’d make a fortune. If we could figure out a way to add in beef jerky, then doubly so!
Shh! We can’t peak too early; we’d be the Edsel.
Oh, and back on topic, Owens says now that his apology was sincere.
He has absolutely no idea how to interact with other people, does he?
I don’t know…one of the first things that my father taught me was that, if you apologize, you’re immediately forgiven, and all is well with the world. Even if it’s not sincere.
Does anyone here really believe the Eagles’ actions in suspending and then deactivating Owens will hold up?
Either the arbitrator’s decision will go against them, they’ll figure out a way to accept his “apology”, or he’ll get traded to some other team with an accompanying mutual pledge of undying love. The outcome will surely meet Terrell Owens’ needs.
“Look at me! Pay attention to me. Aren’t I unique? Aren’t I wonderful? Look at ME. Look at me! Pay attention to me. Aren’t I unique? I’ll say just about anything if it means people will talk about me. Aren’t I wonderful? Look at ME. Look at me! Don’t go ignoring me, now. Pay attention to me. Aren’t I unique? Aren’t I wonderful? Look at ME. I am myself, you know. Look at me! Pay attention to me. Aren’t I unique? Aren’t I wonderful? Look at ME. Look at me! Pay attention to me. Aren’t I unique? Are there any others like me? Of course not!!! Aren’t I wonderful? Look at ME. ME! I am ME!!! I am the wonderful me!!!Look at me! Pay attention to me. Aren’t I unique? Aren’t I wonderful? Look at ME.”
And so on.
With all due respect to Mr. Nader, he can suck my left tit. As an Eagles fan and ticket buyer, I pay a portion of T.O.'s salary, and I expect him to act, just once in a while, like he gives a hot shit about anybody but himself. They both have the freedom to get bent, though.
Jets don’t want him, they say.
It gives me great pride to be able to say, for the first time on these boards:
Woosh!
I was being facetious. Of course just saying you’re sorry doesn’t change anything if you don’t mean it. I’d tell my dad, but I’d need a Ouija Board, and mine’s in the shop, having spinners put on it.
And what the fuck does Nader know about any of this?
Anyone reading the thread this far along will see that there are some gaps in the fabric of reality. We had a “sock puppet” who had posted several times, and who has had several different identities on our boards. We have therefore caused his posts to disappear.
This is our standard practice with trolls and sock puppets. If they see that their efforts vanish into smoke, we hope that they will go away and stop pestering us.
Unfortunately, this causes some hiccoughs in the logic of the thread. That seems a small price to pay, but sorry about it anyway.
I assume, Dex that one of his identities was that to which I was responding.
I’d wondered what happened for him to be banned, and didn’t see an announcement in ATMB.
And now Jesse Jackson is getting into it. To echo Superdude, what the fuck does Jackson know about any of this?