Terrell Owens: A greedy, self-centered shitstain

If Jamal stays out of the pokey AND out of the NFL’s substance abuse program. He served a 4 game suspension two years ago while he was rehabilitating his knee - according to the league’s regular program, the next offense comes with a year long suspension.

The only argument I can think of against that is that the incident in question occured in 2000, before he was an NFL player, and certainly before his first two offenses. I don’t know how the NFL will view that, but it should count for something.

Don Banks of SI.com

You just made my day, mouthbreather - thanks! Have you got another cite that says he’ll stay out of jail?

No link.

In fact, it’s my civic duty as a Steelers fan – I will be sending a donation to the prosecution fund. Also, I’m going to plant evidence and bribe witnesses.
I will be busy in the upcomming months.

It’s good to know you guys don’t take the rivalry too seriously. :smiley:

It sounds like a good plan on paper, mouthbreather, but if you plan on planting evidence you had better cover your tracks carefully. Someone tried to frame Jerome Bettis two seasons ago for sexual assault; they were partially successful- his head wasn’t in the game and it showed, even though he was exonerated.

Of course, I’m not suggesting you should do anything illegal… :smiley:

Just wait until I bomb Heinz Field… :stuck_out_tongue:

Careful with that bomb, Dave - the wind’s tricky around those goalposts.

Dave, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Black Sunday was a movie, and The Sum of All Fears was a book (the book was way better than the movie, but the movie was awesome in that they wiped Baltimore out :smiley: ).

Just in case you didn’t know.

[sub]Bomb Heinz Field my ass…[/sub] :stuck_out_tongue:

I didn’t know that. I guess I know what I’m watching this weekend.

Oh, I don’t think I’ll bother. The Stillers did enough bombing at Heinz field last year to last for quite a while, don’cha think?

Ooooh… that was cold, Dave. Good, but cold.

No fair. He set up his own joke.

Just imagine if Lewis had made the last few yards in that game. We would never hear the end of it.

The draft is still coming…

Apparently, TO is going to get his wish.

So, what have we learned boys and girls? Bitch and moan loud enough and you’ll get your way. Let’s see if that cancer will eat up the Eagles the same way it was eating up the 49ers.

Good luck, Philadelphia. You’re going to need it.

That’s not even half the fucking problem. The problem is that even if they win it all this year, I have to listen to all those “missing piece” stories. I have to listen to him gloat after my team wins. I have to cheer for McNabb to get a first down by throwing to anyone except Shitstain.

Someone pressured the Ravens on this, or else they knew they were going to lose the hearing. WTF are they thinking cutting a deal? As it is, they get a 5th rounder … whoop dee do. I only hope the Eagles play Baltimore sometime soon, and Ray Lewis gets to lay him out.
My team just got an all-pro and I’m pissed. Fuck.

I’d rather see my team lose with class … hell, I’d frankly rather see them torn apart than win a championship and have that asshole get credit for it.

I wouldn’t worry about it, furt. The Eagles will choke again this year, just like the previous 44.

What is it they say in the theatre?

:rolleyes:

Wow, I hadn’t even thought about that. That would be totally in his character as well.

“The Eagles couldn’t win the NFC Championship without me. Now that I play for them, they’re going to the Superbowl! Yay me!”

I just hope that Lavar Arrington gets a nice clean shot at him sometime this year and retires his overhyped ass.

Ray Ratto nailed it:

All I can say is anybody remember Ricky Watters? When Owens pusses out on a crossing route and gets booed, he’ll pout and the whole thing will get ugly. He’s not man enough to stand up under the boos from the 700 level,* and the more he cries, the more they’ll boo. God help McNabb and Reid.
Oh, and **Airman … ** Fuck you!

:wink:

*Yes, I know, the Vet is history. I’ve no idea what the cheap seats in the Linc are called.

Philly fans can be a nasty bunch. I give one week to TO before he gets yanked (or at least booed all the time) for sucking.