I have no idea what the dream was about, or what name or phrase I was garbling in it – but it seems to me like “Stiletto Stallone” would make a heck of a porn name.
Stallone himself was known as the Italian Stallion.
Are you writing trashy romance novels in your sleep? Maybe you should set up a recorder on your nightstand then then transcribe the notes the next day. You could have a best-seller on your hands.
For a man or a woman? A man named “Stiletto” sounds more like a gangster.
Stiletto Stallone sounds like a butch drag queen.
In college, my friend said if he ever got into porn, he’d like to do a ‘Saved By the Bell’ theme and introduce himself as Sack Morris.
I was thinking more leather-clad dominatrix.
I mean, once I came up with the name, that’s what I was thinking. FTR, I do not have dreams, whether sleeping or awake, about leather-clead dominatrices.
That’s what they all say. 
As for me, I was thinking it sounded like some strange combination of the gangster and the drag queen.
Apparently, to find out what your porn name would you should take the name of your first ever pet and your mother’s maiden name.
Mine would be
Minoes D’haese
does that work for anyone?
Hmmm, I don’t think Ruffles Jack makes for an exciting character.
you’re selling yourself short, Ruffles Jack is brilliant!
Mother’s maiden name? I thought it was the first street you lived on.
So I would be Snooky Simmons, not Snooky Douglas.
I’d rather be Rock Hardon.
All I know is, if they ever figure out how to connect a video-out cable to my head, ILM will be out of business.
- Pud “rhymes with wood” Leighton
Biggus Dickus has been used.
Ok, some names I would consider:
Dick Ramrod
Dick Awesome
Rod Furlong
Rod Sticker
Peter Pen
Peter Manly
I had heard it was your middle name and the street you live on. I ain’t revealing mine because I actually use it on some less than savory websites.
Stiletto Stallone sounds like a pin dick bug fucker.
Something about this statement just made me laugh…
Apparently – if you emerged from virtual lurkerdom to comment on it! :eek:
- sigh - Guilty…
Wow,are you, like, an undercover web special ops agent? 5 posts in 3 years? I admire your restraint, and am somewhat frightened of the notes you’ve been taking.
I’ll start a new thread, since this is getting way off topic.