I’m torn between, “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!!” and “Let’s get ready to rumbllllleeeeee!”
How about you? If you had the chance to say one thing in front of a massive amount of people, what would it be?
“Sunday Sunday Sunday, at the Philadelphia Spectrum Spectrum Spectrum…”
But if I may change the word “say” to “sing,” I would love the chance to sing the national anthem in front of a huge crowd.
I’ve said it… in front of millions of people, every day for a year and a half. I said, " I’ve always used AT&T, because its always been easy."
Its not profound. But it made me $47,000. 
Why are apartments all stuck together? Because you touch yourself at night!
Sausage feet!
If we don’t clean up our act, we’re screwed.
“It’s a cookbook! It’s a cookbook!”
Nobody panic. Just put your valuables in this bag, and no one will get hurt.
“Dear sheep, I yam yer Dictipator. This is a land of liberky and justiss for them which obeys me. Them which don’t get blown down like nobodies bissniss!”
(With apologies for any spelling inaccuracies, I don’t have the Popeye classics here right now.)
The government, big corporations (and small businesses for that matter) do not have your best interests at heart. They are out to screw you over, no matter how altruistic their message/price cut seems.
Be Revolting.
- cracks knuckles, preparing to knock down that revolting kambucta *
And hildea, ever representative of the bougeousie, threatens to quell the revoltingness by the application of brute force.
See???
“It’s all a lie!!!”
There once was a man from Nantuket…
“Hello!”
Then, angrily: “Stop it.”
WAKE UP!
Anything that starts with “Attention, people of the Earth. You have already seen a demonstration of my terrible power. For your own sakes, do not give me cause to use it again. My demands are as follows…”
What do I plan to do withe umptybajillion dollars I just won in the lottery? Spend like a motherfuck!
Hi Mom!
And she would probably be sleeping on the couch during this.
“Employee discount for EVERYONE!”