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“Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na…” While doing the Jesus finger thing from the Family Guy movie.
“For god’s sake, wash your hands after you use the toilet!”
What I’d like to say:
“Hey, everyone. Quit being so STUPID and grow the F**K up!”
What I would actually say:
“Er… um… hi… ah… is this thing on? Wanna see a card trick?”
Attention Wal-Mart shoppers. Everything in aisle six is free.
Or:
It’s…it’s PEOPLE! Don’t you see?! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!
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So Hal Briston started this thread . . .
Either:
Madam Speaker, will the Prime Minister explain to this House…?
Or:
The National Research Council Official Time Signal. The beginning of the long dash, following ten seconds of silence…
I have a huge penis, and the line forms to the left.
“Oh! Oh! This is such a surprise … sob I’m sorry … I’d like to thank my director, everyone in Pre- and Post-production, my mom, Yog-Soggoth … just – everyone! Thank you!”
Your fatal error in this is not specifying who or what is allowed in the line. 
“School is not going to teach your children to read, write and spell. You’d better do it. If you don’t know how, find someone who does, and pay them to do it, if you must. But do it!”
:eek: When I was brought into this for-sure world I discovered 27 years later that downing milk since I was put here made me very sleepy and it made me worse each and every year that went bye. Until I realized that it was cows milk that made me very useless until I stopped drinking it “thanks to what I found in the bible about milk.” Those that need it, need to reread over and over - Meaning the milk retards are minds and it did mentally effect me and ruined most of my well being through the years.
Then after studying why milk did this to me I discovered this’: The anti-bodies in cows enzymes, chicken eggs, goats and sheep milk pass through nipples unto their young ones on purpose. The this milk passes through the air, it disperses a discharge of electro cellular blueprint structural cells and the mammals would not receive important design cells to make them strong like their parents. Now the anti-bodies of theirs that pass into them usually’ If they get into us, I found that their enzymes are stronger than ours with their anti-bodies making them stronger.
So when they get into our system, their anti-bodies come across ours and eat them to destroy our anti-bodies because they believe our enzymes our trespassers in the animals they are suppose to be in.
Therefore’ I have learned to freeze butter and cheese for four to six hours before they are safe for me to consume. And I cook my eggs 3 to 5 minutes longer before I eat them. And I never touch milk! unless it is boiled until the tastes is like water.
Their enzymes in me through all those years before I left the stuff alone, had made me very weak, sick, and very irritable to things that could of killed me like (pollen, poison ivy, making me allergic to weeds and dust too, an especially to poisonous insect bites and cats).
In like with the new area in which I live, I would not be able to breath at night without oxygen passing from a tube to my pipes. An I learned that when I visited this area long ago when I use to drink milk. Now everyone here around me that does drink it seem to be having serious respiratory problems today. Even with many of my friends that have told me they don’t drink any of it and are not breathing clearly - I have found milk in their fridges.
An while I’m living in the same area today’ I need no extra oxygen like a few of my friends are on today. 
So that was you? Cool.
Milk retards?
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
Post #39 and nobody’s said it? You should all be ashamed.
Rock and Roll!
I have been studying anthropology for years an I have discovered a passage of fellowship that of the American Indian’s left untold.
I have found evidence that whiteman had destroyed hand written stories that for many hundreds of years the Indians were forced to not write again and that their papyrus was destroyed until I found a claim where a few Pueblo villagers had a hidden place where some of their paper still existed.
An through the deciphering of their writings’ There is away for them to rid of all of us that is white, and to win their land back.
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