The #1 thing you'd like to say in front of millions of people...

“There is no God. It’s all a lie to comfort the scared child inside you.”

(There is an escape plan assumed in the OP, right?)

How well can you climb a rope ladder?

Hello. This is warning to all you people out there. You know who you are. Or maybe you don’t. The squads are waiting for you. Escape is not an option, and jumping is useless. Good bye, and good night.

Get off the damn cell phone.

SOYLENT BROWN IS POOPLE!

thumps mike

Sibilance. Sibilance.

thumps mike

Sibilance.

[Zosimus Zydeco]

It’s never in reverse-alphabetical order! :mad:

[/Zosimus Zydeco]

I’m concerned that the ads following my previous post involve buying Spanish & Boer Goats.

Oh, sweet Og Almighty. I need sleep, seriously. I thought I had clicked on this thread, thinking it had finally got to two pages, so I click on the page two link, and see this:

I nearly fainted dead away. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Hello Cleveland, are you ready to rock?

Assuming, of course, it’s anywhere but Cleveland.