An_Arky
September 21, 2005, 12:06am
63
I want to subscribe to NardVark ’s newsletter. But I don’t want to be on that list. :eek:
Milk is white.
White men are bad.
Coincidence?
Tenar
September 21, 2005, 1:23am
64
stop Making So Many Babies , You Idiots!!! The Planet Was Meant To Have A Whole Bunch Of Other Things On It Besides People, And your (*&(#$@ing Dna Isn’t Anything To Write Home About In The First Place!
NardVark:
:eek: When I was brought into this for-sure world I discovered 27 years later that downing milk since I was put here made me very sleepy and it made me worse each and every year that went bye. Until I realized that it was cows milk that made me very useless until I stopped drinking it “thanks to what I found in the bible about milk.” Those that need it, need to reread over and over - Meaning the milk retards are minds and it did mentally effect me and ruined most of my well being through the years.
Then after studying why milk did this to me I discovered this’: The anti-bodies in cows enzymes, chicken eggs, goats and sheep milk pass through nipples unto their young ones on purpose. The this milk passes through the air, it disperses a discharge of electro cellular blueprint structural cells and the mammals would not receive important design cells to make them strong like their parents. Now the anti-bodies of theirs that pass into them usually’ If they get into us, I found that their enzymes are stronger than ours with their anti-bodies making them stronger.
So when they get into our system, their anti-bodies come across ours and eat them to destroy our anti-bodies because they believe our enzymes our trespassers in the animals they are suppose to be in.
Therefore’ I have learned to freeze butter and cheese for four to six hours before they are safe for me to consume. And I cook my eggs 3 to 5 minutes longer before I eat them. And I never touch milk! unless it is boiled until the tastes is like water.
Their enzymes in me through all those years before I left the stuff alone, had made me very weak, sick, and very irritable to things that could of killed me like (pollen, poison ivy, making me allergic to weeds and dust too, an especially to poisonous insect bites and cats).
In like with the new area in which I live, I would not be able to breath at night without oxygen passing from a tube to my pipes. An I learned that when I visited this area long ago when I use to drink milk. Now everyone here around me that does drink it seem to be having serious respiratory problems today. Even with many of my friends that have told me they don’t drink any of it and are not breathing clearly - I have found milk in their fridges.
An while I’m living in the same area today’ I need no extra oxygen like a few of my friends are on today.
I guess you’re hoping for a captive audience?
Tripler
September 21, 2005, 3:52am
66
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I–No, not Dubya, he’s just a puppet. I’m really running the show–have just just signed legislation outlawing Russia forever.”
Tripler
Askia
September 21, 2005, 4:22am
67
Let’s start a national pyramid scheme.
Everyone hearing this send me a dime.
Eventually it will be your turn.
“Always wear a condom, don’t eat raw meat, and wash your hands frequently.”
(musical tones)
** * * The More You Know!*
JpnDude
September 21, 2005, 6:07am
69
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Walt Disney’s Magic Kingdom proudly presents…”
CarnalK
September 21, 2005, 3:20pm
70
NardVark:
I have found evidence that whiteman had destroyed hand written stories that for many hundreds of years the Indians were forced to not write again and that their papyrus was destroyed until I found a claim where a few Pueblo villagers had a hidden place where some of their paper still existed.
An through the deciphering of their writings’ There is away for them to rid of all of us that is white, and to win their land back.
Want to know more?
That sounds controversial. Maybe you should start a new thread for it in “Great Debates”. Who knows, you might coax our resident Indian expert Liberal out of hiding.
Yeah, but not if I have to send you a self-addressed stamped envelope, $19.95, and a note from Osiris folded with a Sacred Seal.
How about opening up a new thread in Great Debates, like **CarnalK **suggests?
Stuffy
September 21, 2005, 3:38pm
72
Pardon me, while I whip this out.
F**k you all. Have a nice day.
Although, one of my favorite things to say in high school during a mic check was “Testes, testes, one-two. Testes.”
Elza_B
September 21, 2005, 4:57pm
74
“STEVE HOLT!”
(Everyone took all the good ones already!)
E.
I am the love child of Elvis Presley, and I just wanted you all to know that.
cashoe
September 21, 2005, 6:01pm
76
[JFK]“I am a jelly donut”[/JFK]
Frank
September 21, 2005, 6:02pm
77
Hello, I’m Rupert Pupkin.
Chicken eggs? I’m sorry, can you draw me a diagram for this one?
“F* you Mr. Cheyney. F* you.”
Before I begin, I’d like to thank each and every one of you personally for your attention.
:: Pulls out a huge roll of paper with names on it. The spool falls and rolls across the floor to show how large it is. ::
Aaron Aabelson. Thank you.you .you .
(fade to black)
Oh, that made me smile . Thank you, I needed that. One of my favorite language gaffes of all time.
