The last poster’s use of the word “warrent” was a misspelling, I’ll warrant.
Order of Battle: 19 July, 2000
Mr Tripler - Chief Prosecutor, Political Advisor, Maestro of the Madness
General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps (19 SDMB)
19th Corps Staff Officers
Colonel Arnold Winkelried - Director of Staff (DOS/19 SO)
Master Chief Petty Officer ChiefScott – Senior Enlisted Advisor (1SGT/19 SO)
Major Lurkernomore - Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation(INTEL/19 SO)
Major Bucky - Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander (SP/19 SO)
** Lieutenant Little*Bit - Interrogations/POW Handler (IPH/SP/19 SO)
19th Air Combat Group
Colonel Falcon - Commander 19th Air Combat Group (19 AG)
Major KimKatt - Commander 19th Bomb Squadron (19 BS/19 AG)
** One Flock of Canadian Geese - Aircrew, 19th Bomb Squadron (19/19 AG)
Major TopazAntares – *Commander 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21 BS/19 AG) *
** Warrant Officer 3 2Sense – Aircrew, 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21/19AG)
19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)
Major SwimmingRiddles - Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19 GC)
Major Gunslinger – Commander Bravo Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (B/19 GC)
Major Donnie Rotten - Commander Echo Company, Mechanized Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (E/19 GC)
Major Magdalene - Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19 GC)
Major Myrr21 - *Golf Company, Armor (Amphib), 19th Battalion Landing Team (Golf/19 GC) *
Major Sledman - Commander Mike Company, Artillery, 19th Battalion Landing Team (M/19 GC)
Captain Quadzilla – Commander Quebec Company, Electronic Warfare, 19th Battalion Landing Team (Q/19 GC)
Captain RedDragon60 - Commander Recon/Sniper Platoon (Recon /19 GC )
** Staff Sergeant Kiva - Recon/Sniper Team One (1/Recon/19 GC)
Captain Balance - Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer (SW/19 GC)
** Secret Agent Dragwyr - Operator/Field Agent 001 (001/SW/19 GC)
** Secret Agent Iampunha - Operator/Field Agent 002 (002/SW/19 GC)
** Secret Agent Shay519 - Operator/Field Agent 519 (519/SW/19 GC)
19th Naval Combat Group
Captain (Naval) Amulet - Commander Naval Combat Group (19 NCG)
Lieutenant (Naval) Homer - Chief of Navel (get it?) Operations (CNO/19 NCG)
New Recruits:
Major TopazAntares – *Commander 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21 BS/19 AG) *
** Warrant Officer 3 2Sense – Aircrew, 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21/19AG)
Captain Quadzilla – Commander Quebec Company, Electronic Warfare, 19th Battalion Landing Team (Q/19 GC)
Master Chief Petty Officer ChiefScott – Senior Enlisted Advisor (1SGT/19 SO)
Major Gunslinger – Commander Bravo Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (B/19 GC)
As for taking “potshots”, you can’t. What you can do is ‘defend yourself from harm or explicit intent to bodily injury’. That’s the ‘law’. I’m sure if some hippies got out of hand and started hucking bricks at you, you could fire a warning shot though . . .
Keep 'em coming! I just got an e-mail stating that I’m nuts! This must mean that we’re really pissing someone off enough to notice us!! We’re making headway, and we haven’t even started the offensive yet!! Tell your friends!!
Tripler
I ain’t no culture Nazi. I just can’t stand idly by while kids are being enslaved by this brainwashing . . .
Wacky Ninja reporting for duty!
ChrisP One reporting for duty sir. My technical skills and my hip new haircut are at your disposal.
8^)
<Rigs Bluepony’s beer cooler with needle traps. The soporific should get her and dorkbro out of the way–that or the inaccessibility of the beer…>
Aww hell, if i gotta ReUp somewhere, i’d rather do it here i suppose. Former United States Army Cold Weather Mountain Infantry here. Trained in the use of M-16’s, AK-47’s, M249 SAW’s, M203’s, M-60’s, 50 Cal’s, and of course grenades, claymores, AT-4’s, Dragons, and my most trusty bayonet. Where do i sign?
What happened to Lt Commander aha? Do we have a deserter already?
New Recruits:
** Sergeant Wacky Ninja – SDMB Guerilla Warfare/Field Agent 019 (019/SW/19 GC)
Captain ChrisP One Kenobe – Commander Tango Company, Combat Engineers, 19th Battalion Landing Team (T/19 GC) – Technical Knowledge? You get to blow stuff up. . .
Colonel Soulsling – Commander 19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC) Impressive credentials. I’ll nominate you for a command slot. . .
I’ll post the most up to date OOB later. I actually have work to do now . . .
Tripler
I have not yet begun to spite . . .
Oh, yeah, I’m the Captain of blowing stuff up. I couldn’t ask for a better job. General Tripler, Sir, outstanding job.
Just don’t make things go boom near me!
Oh crap!
Slight typo. Thanks . . .
-or-
Hey, he’s a submariner. He’s gone deep . . .
Tripler
#9 is infact refering to O-Town, that pathetic Xerox copy of every other boy-band out there.
Will someone please take the protesters into custody? I’d like some practice honing my skills before we capture some of the members of the list.
(It wouldn’t be sporting to “extract information” out here in the open. I’ll need some privacy) 
Oops. I forgot my new sig. It explains the previous post.
Agent 001 (Code name: Dragwyr) reporting, Sir.
I humbly submit the following for our Official Battle Hymn
(Sung to the tune of the Marine’s Hymn):
From the halls of the Cecil Adams
to the Straight Dope Message Board.
We will fight our battle very hard
against the teeny bopper music hoard.
Britney Spears, Hanson, and N’ Sync,
We must go and intervene.
So come join the teeming millions
in the Fighting Corps Nineteen.
I want to enlist under Captain red_dragon.
My Qualifications:
I was trained in the British Secret Service as a sniper.
I have taken down exactly one hundred and eleven targets in my career, both military and political.
I have never failed to complete a mission.
I was part of an Army Special Forces that trained me in the use of explosives and incendiary devices. (You’d be amazed at what we can do with ordinary Morning Glory sparklers and a couple of toilet paper rolls.)
Being forced to listen to pop music on the radio nearly every day at my job has left me with a deep-seated and heartfelt hatred towards all ten of our prime targets.
I am not averse to taking on additional pop targets should the opportunity arise.
Sign me up!
I’ll take charge of organizing the underground movement to get draft dodgers to Aruba. Hey, the dodgers should have a good time this time around.
Sua
Just so long as we don’t enlist Eminem. If that happens, i’m outta here. AWOL to the extreme.
Ssskuggiii and her insane ability to confuse and bewitch young idiotic preformers repeorting for duty. I seduce, bewitch, confuse, and leave many a preformer powerless to my whims. I’d like to request a position under Monster104 or Iampunha, whichever is most appropriate.
And if you need it, I can be on suicide squad. [“suicide squad, attack!”]
Yeah… what the heck. Sign me up. Preferably some sort of an intelligence, transmissions intercepting and code breaking sort of position?
As qualifications, I’ll note that I’ve been analyzing that “Oops I did it again” song, and if played upside down and backwards at 1/2 normal speed it plainly and clearly contains an homage to Menudo… we must stop the madness.
Like I said: Brainwashing of our youth. We must take immediate drastic measures before our brainwashed and hypnotized youth turn on us. I recommend a full strike of non-stop classic rock sound tracks including Stevie Ray Vaughn, ZZ Top, Steppenwolf, and of course, the Beatles.
We need the really heavy stuff.