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Order of Battle: 19 July, 2000
Mr Tripler - Chief Prosecutor, Political Advisor, Maestro of the Madness

General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps (19 SDMB)

19th Corps Staff Officers
Colonel Arnold Winkelried - Director of Staff (DOS/19 SO)
Master Chief Petty Officer ChiefScott – Senior Enlisted Advisor (1SGT/19 SO)
Major Lurkernomore - Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation(INTEL/19 SO)
Major Bucky - Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander (SP/19 SO)
** Lieutenant Little*Bit - Interrogations/POW Handler (IPH/SP/19 SO)
19th Air Combat Group
Colonel Falcon - Commander 19th Air Combat Group (19 AG)
Major KimKatt - Commander 19th Bomb Squadron (19 BS/19 AG)
** One Flock of Canadian Geese - Aircrew, 19th Bomb Squadron (19/19 AG)
Major TopazAntares – *Commander 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21 BS/19 AG) *
** Warrant Officer 3 2Sense – Aircrew, 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21/19AG)

19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)
Colonel Soulsling – Commander 19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)
Major SwimmingRiddles - Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19 GC)
Major Gunslinger – Commander Bravo Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (B/19 GC)
Major Donnie Rotten - Commander Echo Company, Mechanized Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (E/19 GC)
Major Magdalene - Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19 GC)
Major Myrr21 - *Golf Company, Armor (Amphib), 19th Battalion Landing Team (Golf/19 GC) *
Major Sledman - Commander Mike Company, Artillery, 19th Battalion Landing Team (M/19 GC)
Captain Quadzilla – Commander Quebec Company, Electronic Warfare, 19th Battalion Landing Team (Q/19 GC)
** LT ‘Hoops – Electronic Intelligence/Warfare Officer, Quebec Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (EIW/Q/19 GC)
Captain ChrisP One Kenobe – Commander Tango Company, Combat Engineers, 19th Battalion Landing Team (T/19 GC)
Captain RedDragon60 - Commander Recon/Sniper Platoon (Recon /19 GC )
** Staff Sergeant Kiva - Recon/Sniper Team One (1/Recon/19 GC)
** Master Sergenat yESTERDAY mAN- Recon/Sniper Team Two (2/Recon/19 GC)
Captain Balance - Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer (SW/19 GC)
** Secret Agent Dragwyr - Operator/Field Agent 001 (001/SW/19 GC)
** Secret Agent Iampunha - Operator/Field Agent 002 (002/SW/19 GC)
** Secret Agent ssskuggiii - Operator/Field Agent 004 (004/SW/19 GC)
** Sergeant Wacky Ninja – SDMB Guerilla Warfare/Field Agent 019 (019/SW/19 GC)
** Secret Agent Shay519 - Operator/Field Agent 519 (519/SW/19 GC)

19th Naval Combat Group
Captain (Naval) Amulet - Commander Naval Combat Group (19 NCG)
Lieutenant (Naval) Homer - Chief of Navel (get it?) Operations (CNO/19 NCG)
Lt Commander Aha – Commander SSN Tuna Hunter (SSN/19 NGC)
New Recruits:
** Master Sergenat yESTERDAY mAN- Recon/Sniper Team Two (2/Recon/19 GC)- Good Lord! With a guy like this on our side, there’s no way we’re losing . . .
** Secret Agent ssskuggiii - Operator/Field Agent 004 (004/SW/19 GC)
LT ‘Hoops – Electronic Intelligence/Warfare Officer, Quebec Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (EIW/Q/19 GC)

And thanks to Dragwyr: We’ve got a new song! Sing it, brother!!

Keep 'em enlsting!!
Also, if you notice a typo (I accidentally left Lt Commander Aha off the list this morning), PLEASE let me know. God Forbid, I leave out anyone in the unit. Thanks!!
Tripler
Damn. I made a sig. Thanks guys!

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Awaiting orders, Colnel Soulsling.

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**Major TopazAntares – Commander 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21 BS/19 AG) **

This means I outrank Cadets right? I can order my brother around (who is in cadets) Right? And whats those last little numbers mean? (the 21 BS/19 AG)

I think we’ll need a little more helicopter crew. We do want more then one copter right? I think I might be able to confiscate my Uncle’s for military purposes.

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Yeah, we need more helicopters! Fighter pilots too.

Outrank? Hell, even privates and corporals outrank Cadets. As a former Cadet, I remember one Colonel telling me that “On the totem pole, you are lower than whale shit”. You are a ‘Flying Sergeant’. Not quite an officer, but higher than most enlisted.

The little numbers are your unit designation. ‘(21 BS/19 AG)’ is accidentally a typo, should read 21 "A"S instead of “B”. Basically, it means 21st Attack Squadron, 19th Air Group.

Tripler
Look, I raised an army on the internet! Maybe I should try this downtown . . .

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I think we can take’em now.
COMBAT GROUP!
FALL IN! I WANT TWO SQUADS! (it’s all we have enough for really.)
TWO ROWS!
Major’s, I leave it to you to check your soldiers and make sure they won’t get in my way while i go carve up some boy band turkey! Then proceed to follow me into battle. Where are all the damned privates? I want privates! I need my boots shined and my BDU’s pressed! Can’t go into battle looking like this! And have those rag tag excuses for a militia fix bayonets, we go in all the way! I want to see blood! I wanna hear them scream!

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Wow. I’m impressed. Tripler, you’ve managed to create an armed force that out-guns the Canadian Armed Forces :slight_smile:

Let the heathens quake at the sight of our mighty… wooh, getting a little flustered here… excuse me for a moment…

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Ah, Sir? I don’t think we have any privates in our entire combat group, sir. No pun intended, sir. ::salutes sharply::

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okay, new plan for the combat units. Enlist those boy bands we were gonna attack… no wait, this is good.
They will take on the newly appointed military occupational skills of bayonet practice buffers. That’s right. It’ll be their job to defend the bayonet practice dummies from the attacking soldiers with nothing but their own heads…

We need some recruiters…

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Can I be part of this? feels left out

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Okay, I’ll enlist as an NCO. I have experience with electronic systems and some knowledge of tactics.

Plus, I’m a (part-time) snake handler and have my own sword (made it myself). Just promise that our field rations will in no way resemble MREs (Meals Rejected by Ethiopia) and we’ve got a deal.

~~Baloo

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I’ll join if you get me one of them A-10 Warthogs. I don’t know how to fly, but I have some real good ideas…If worse comes to worse, I can just drive it around the freeway and shoot things. The whole “bomb-dropping” thing might not work , however.

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Aaaaah okay. I’ll work on convincing my Uncle to join us and I’ll confiscate his copter. And I’m glad to know I outrank my brother. That’ll make for some interesting things to do…

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Tripler,
Every good leader needs someone to “work behind the scenes” with our “supporters” who lose faith. You will also need a person with no guilt to take care of those special problems within the ranks. I offer my services to your cause free of charge. And dont worry the bodies wont be traced back too you.

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Let’s enlist them as “cannon fodder”.
From behind-the-lines HQ: “Boys, take those guns.”
Band: “Guns, sir?”
HQ: “That artillery battalion at the end of the canyon. Capture it.”
Band: “Uhh, sir, those guns are…”
HQ: “TAKE 'EM!!”
Band: (vaporized by cannon fire)
HQ: “Sorry. We thought you were one canyon over, where the guns were retreating. Our mistake.”

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Alright, I like the idea of enlisting the boy bands. But what about the Britneys/Christinas/Mandys? Can’t we do something to blow them up, too? Come on, fella. Gender equity. Don’t make me get Tailhook on your ass.

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We could enlist the silicon in Britney Spears’ breast implants. I’m sure that we could find a military use for that material… and there would be plenty of it to go around.

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Um, I have nuclear subs at my disposal. It won’t be a problem.

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well, some of the boys could use some R&R, so, chain up the girly girls to some posts in one of the barracks, that oughtta take care of them…

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General Tripler, what about logistics? You gotta have someone to coorinate the depoyment of your troops, not to mention provide auxillary support (munitions, fuel, supplies, transportation, engineers, etc.).

Col. eponymous, reporting for duty, sir!

Qualifications - former USAF Logistics Officer. Specialty - rapid deployment of personnel, equipment, and supplies at a moments notice.

Two questions - Where do you want the officer’s club built, and what kind of beer do the troops prefer?

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Order of Battle: 19 July, 2000
Mr Tripler - Chief Prosecutor, Political Advisor, Maestro of the Madness

General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps (19 SDMB)

19th Corps Staff Officers
Colonel Arnold Winkelried - Director of Staff (DOS/19 SO)
Master Chief Petty Officer ChiefScott - Senior Enlisted Advisor (1SGT/19 SO)
Major Lurkernomore - Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation(INTEL/19 SO)
Major Bucky - Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander (SP/19 SO)
** Lieutenant Little*Bit - Interrogations/POW Handler (IPH/SP/19 SO)
Lt Colonel DarkHeart - Public Affairs Officer (PA/19 SO)
Lt Colonel Eponymous - Logistics Officer “Beer God” (LG/19 SO)

19th Air Combat Group
Colonel Falcon - Commander 19th Air Combat Group (19 AG)
Major KimKatt - Commander 19th Bomb Squadron (19 BS/19 AG)
** One Flock of Canadian Geese - Aircrew, 19th Bomb Squadron (1/19 BS/19 AG)
Major TopazAntares - *Commander 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21 AS/19 AG) *
** Warrant Officer 3 2Sense - Aircrew, 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (1/21 AS/19AG)

**Captain LocalLoop - A-10 Aircrew, 6th Attack Squadron (1/6/19 AC)

19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)
Colonel Soulsling - Commander 19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)
Major SwimmingRiddles - Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19 GC)
Major Gunslinger - Commander Bravo Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (B/19 GC)
Major Donnie Rotten - Commander Echo Company, Mechanized Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (E/19 GC)

Major Magdalene - Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19 GC)
** Gunnery Sergeant Welfy - Dragon ATGM Gunner, Foxtrot Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (AT/F/19 GC)

Major Myrr21 - *Golf Company, Armor (Amphib), 19th Battalion Landing Team (Golf/19 GC) *

Major Sledman - Commander Mike Company, Artillery, 19th Battalion Landing Team (M/19 GC)
** Gunnery Sergeant Baloo - Artillery Counter-Battery Radar Operator, Mike Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (CBO/M/19 GC)

Captain Quadzilla - Commander Quebec Company, Electronic Warfare, 19th Battalion Landing Team (Q/19 GC)
** LT ‘Hoops - Electronic Intelligence/Warfare Officer, Quebec Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (EIW/Q/19 GC)

Captain ChrisP One Kenobe - Commander Tango Company, Combat Engineers, 19th Battalion Landing Team (T/19 GC)

Captain RedDragon60 - Commander Recon/Sniper Platoon (Recon /19 GC )
** Staff Sergeant Kiva - Recon/Sniper Team One (1/Recon/19 GC)
** Master Sergenat yESTERDAY mAN- Recon/Sniper Team Two (2/Recon/19 GC)

Captain Balance - Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer (SW/19 GC)
** Secret Agent Dragwyr - Operator/Field Agent 001 (001/SW/19 GC)
** Secret Agent Iampunha - Operator/Field Agent 002 (002/SW/19 GC)
** Secret Agent ssskuggiii - Operator/Field Agent 004 (004/SW/19 GC)
** Sergeant Wacky Ninja - SDMB Guerilla Warfare/Field Agent 019 (019/SW/19 GC)
** Secret Agent Shay519 - Operator/Field Agent 519 (519/SW/19 GC)

19th Naval Combat Group
Captain (Naval) Amulet - Commander Naval Combat Group (19 NCG)
Lieutenant (Naval) Homer - Chief of Navel (get it?) Operations (CNO/19 NCG)
Lt Commander Aha - Commander SSN Tuna Hunter (SSN/19 NGC)
New Recruits:
Gunnery Sergeant Welfy - Dragon ATGM Gunner, Foxtrot Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (AT/F/19 GC) As a thank you or joining, you get a big anti-tank missile.
Captain LocalLoop - A-10 Aircrew, 6th Attack Squadron (1/6/19 AC) As you wish. Just make sure to drop a few Uranium spikes on Britney . . .
Lt Colonel DarkHeart - Public Affairs Officer (PA/19 SO) How’s this? I’m sure you can ‘publicly’ take care of ‘affairs’ of deserters . . .
Gunnery Sergeant Baloo - Artillery Counter-Battery Radar Operator, Mike Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (CBO/M/19 GC) Electronics? Britney may start hucking her silicone implants at us. I wanna know where they’re coming from.
Lt Colonel Eponymous - Logistics Officer (LG/19 SO) We’re going to need Sam Adams, and LOTS of it!! And can you get us an O-Club better than Minot AFB’s?!?!?

Okay, now everyone keep your eyes out. If Britney DOES start hucking boobs in a pre-emptive breast strike, collect whatever silicone you can . . . We can use them to lubricate our tanks and guns. . .
Tripler
God? I don’t need God. I got the Fighting 19th. . .