The Alphabetical Insult Game

Slide on out of here you slimy slug.

To the toilet with you, you tremendous turd

None of your useless utterances, you uglisome unperson!

Veritable vituperation to you, vile viscious viper!

Way to go, wishy-washy wimp!

Go back to watching ‘Xanadu’ you xanthomic xenophobe

You yammering yellow-bellied chunk of yttrium, I’m tired of hearing you yelp.

Beat it, you zoot-suited Zamfir-listening zombie.

After you, you ambulatory, amphibious archetypal aardvark!

Bugger off, you bucolic brabbler.

Quiet, you cantankerous cow.

Deal with it dipstick.

You smell like elephant excrement

You flaming field of fumigated fungus

Thou great green gob of gooey grimy gopher guts!

I’ve never met a hateful horrendous harlot before

Deal with it, you ignoramous!

Jumpin jehoshaphat you jism-breathed jezebel

While reading this thread today to see what I hath wrought, this post made me crack up the loudest.

Your kelp-breath makes kangaroos keel over.