some may like a lovable loser but your not lovable, loser.
You’re nothing but a mango-headed miscreant!
Ninny!
Out with you, orangutan-face, with your offensively odorous orifices!
You’re more of a pudding-head than anyone Twain ever wrote about.
You are, with no doubt at all, a quivering quiniferous Quoxite Quamble
You are a rat-tailed buffoon!
You’re as sorry as a sassless Southerner.
That’s twice you’ve taunted my thylacine, you tassle-tossing Tiddlywink twirler!
Untie your useless uvula! you unwanted ugly ungulate.
Dr. Smith: Vamoose, you visor-visaged Visigoth!
Witch
Your butt reminds me of two xiphosurans!
Stick it in your bum pocket you yellow-bellied yak bladder!
As I said above, you’re gonna need a bigger zoster.
All right, you adolescent acne covered ape!
Big-butted baboon
Now listen here, you cherry tomato head!
Dipshit
Well excuse me, you excremental eggturd!