The Alphabetical Insult Game

some may like a lovable loser but your not lovable, loser.

You’re nothing but a mango-headed miscreant!

Ninny!

Out with you, orangutan-face, with your offensively odorous orifices!

You’re more of a pudding-head than anyone Twain ever wrote about.

You are, with no doubt at all, a quivering quiniferous Quoxite Quamble

You are a rat-tailed buffoon!

You’re as sorry as a sassless Southerner.

That’s twice you’ve taunted my thylacine, you tassle-tossing Tiddlywink twirler!

Untie your useless uvula! you unwanted ugly ungulate.

Dr. Smith: Vamoose, you visor-visaged Visigoth!

Witch

Your butt reminds me of two xiphosurans!

Stick it in your bum pocket you yellow-bellied yak bladder!

As I said above, you’re gonna need a bigger zoster.

All right, you adolescent acne covered ape!

Big-butted baboon

Now listen here, you cherry tomato head!

Dipshit

Well excuse me, you excremental eggturd!