The last non-elimination leg. Surprising? Not really. But we do know someone’s getting eliminated next week, so we can look forward to that bit of suspense.
Taxi Assessment
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Avi/Joe - Still Jewish
Meredith/Maria - Still trying to start a stick.
Lena/Kristy - Still trying to roll a bale.
Don/MJ - Still sacrificial old people.
Gus/Hera - Still moseying.
Johnathon/Victoria - Still an Asshole. With a capital A.
Lori/Bolo - Still exercisin’ atrophied clue-readin’ muscles.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
Adam/Rebecca (holding steady) - Congratulations on not being eliminated, I guess. Look, you’ve gotten lucky three weeks in a row. Would’ve gone down two weeks ago, 'cept Johnathon goofed. Would’ve gone down last week, 'cept Bolo goofed. Would’ve gone down this week, 'cept it was a non-elim. You might even skate by the next elimination, if Kendra has a barfing fit, but seriously, how can you expect to win the whole thing by getting lucky? And by the way, y’aint got a whole lot of room to criticize Freddy and Kendra on their choice of who to Yield, Einsteins.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Not quite enough teams to fill all the slots, so this one remains empty.
Hey, Homes! - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Freddy/Kendra (holding steady) - You Yielded the wrong people, doofuses. Sure, it didn’t really matter in the long run, but you let emotions get in the way of a good race decision – Kris and Jon are clearly a bigger threat than “the little ones”. It still surprises me that this team is doing as well as it is, what with Princess Kendra and her aversion to icky non-First World places.
Aaron and Hayden (downgraded from Passing Lane) - Uh oh! By my count, Aaron has Roadblocked out. Which means Hayden has to do both Roadblocks next week. Since a high percentage of Roadblocks seem to involve heights, and Hayden tends to freak out, things aren’t looking so good. As I’ve said before, this team will go the way Hayden goes – if she stays focused, they’re OK. If she freaks out, sayonara.
In the Passing Lane -
Kris/Jon (downgraded from Cruisin’) - Other than cab problems, a reasonably solid leg. However, Kris and Jon’s cab problems simply underscore how one small thing can make the difference between first place and third. Not so big a deal this week, but it means everything next week. Being a generally strong team doesn’t mean so much when your cabbie is lost.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
No one this ep!
[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]