The Asshole Test - Guys Only

SkipMagic: I was actually calling the OP on the post on the other message board trolling, and then suggesting that it might be the same person posting here. I wasn’t thinking of it as accusing someone of trolling here (directly) but point taken.

I’m not seeing how the fact that he was already a member here with a couple hundred posts changes anything. If you were going to do a stunt like that, you’d probably be a “message board person” to begin with and would probably include the message boards you posted to normally in the mix when trying to spread your “epic thread” as far and wide as possible.

Anyway, I see that he’s been banned…

Yeah I started cracking up as soon as it loaded. I’m afraid of what will happen if I keep reading.

The above is the only thing I found funny in the thread. But I only went to the first page. So the test isn’t valid. Even Dennis Leary is impressed by how much of an asshole I am.

Me too. Reading the horrible jabs at her made me very dissapointed. She is a real person, with feelings. And she is no worse looking than most people. No, I’m not an asshole. I’m too empathetic and compassionate for that.

Okay, her face is…unconventional. That eye makeup’s gotta go, fine. Also, those cheek implants look unreal, but then again, don’t they always? Finally, the irises of her eyes look strange, somehow…wonder if the “red eye elimination” on the camera that took those pictures is responsible for that.

But c’mon. Her body isn’t bad. She has nice, if pale, skin. She’s no well-toned model, true, but she’s no lumbering cow, either. She’s pretty flat-chested too, but hey, at least what she has looks real.

I kinda admire her lack of self-consciousness about her body. Anyone else? C’mon, I know you’re out there.

Sorry, but I have to strongly disagree with the posters here who have said she would be okay with better makeup. This girl is seriously, seriously ugly. She has a droopy eye, a mannish jaw-line and face shape, a hooked nose, and a strange fixed smile that shows all of her teeth. Her body is average. She seems to be a naturally thin person who doesn’t attempt to exercise. I won’t even comment on the makeup.

I’ve mulled this over and I just can’t bring myself to admire her confidence. Rather than confidence, her posing for these cheesecake-type shots shows an extreme lack of self-awareness. The pictures on her MySpace page do nothing to improve her looks, IMO, and many of them are more cheesy model poses. Not that ugly people should hide themselves away from the world, but more tasteful photos are definitely in order.

The smile can be fixed. I used to show all my gums when I smiled, but when I realized it I worked to fix it and now I have a better smile. Poses do a lot to help as well. She could learn better poses and drastically improve how she looks. The eyes are weird, and the makeup makes them worse, but in the same way, strategic makeup could probably counter some of the natural weirdness and make them better.

The smile is fixed. So is her whole expression. Uncannily, eerily, creepily, invariably fixed.

This is the thing I find disturbing and compelling about the photos.

Well, I was thinking she realy just needs a better makeup coach, and these guys are petty and mean.
then i got to #37