My roomates consider themselves lucky that I have allowed them the pleasure of my presence. They never become upset by my egoism. They know it is deserved.
I am a giant among women. A Mozart among musicians! An Edison among inventors! A Steinem among Feminists! I am the one, the greastest, and the only!
Yes, ladies and gentelmen, I am pleased to present, with no further delay, your alpha and omega, your club sammich with extra cheese, TORIE!!!
Thank you! Thank you! All this, and modest, too!
YoUr’E jUsT jEaLoUs CaUsE [COLOR=Red]eVeRyBoDy LiKeS mE moRe!!![/COLOR]
:rolleyes: :dubious: 
:smack:
:wally 
;j 
:o :eek: 
:mad:
I still think we should get different titles under our names based on how many posts we’ve made.
But I know HOW to spell the CONTRACTION of YOU ARE and use COLORS that actually show up on the SCREEN. As a bonus I CAN properly USE the word ALBEIT in A sentence.
So there! :wally
Bah. I think I should get a different title under my name. The rest of you wankers can make due.
I don’t need fancy graphics, you all know i am better than you in every way.
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I would just like to announce that I wish to be called by my new Kaballah name, “Esther.”
I am bleaching my pube-hawk right now.
I LIKE ALL OF THE PRETTYPOSTS!
oh, and I’m usually very quiet, so YAY ME!!
I’ll just sit here and wait for the rest of you to calm down because when you do you’ll realize that I’m the person you should be attending to. No, No, no need to be embarrased. We’ll simply ignore what just happened and I’ll reign in benevolence.
How about…
Ethilrist
Attention Whore
You don’t need people to pay attention to you when you have the power to instantly and utterly destroy everyone and everything that gets in your way.
I’m not that person, so
LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!! I’M IMPORTANT!!!
Even at coding? :dubious:
Signed,
ME!
Time to put a stop to this silliness. Imagine…people thinking they’re better than me? Ha!
Everybody sing along!!
H is for the Honor you feel for knowing me
A is for my well-deserved Attitude
L is for the Laurels that I garner daily
B is for the Brashness I exude
R is for my Renown Reputation
I is for Intellect beyond compare
S is for my vastly Superior Station
T is for my amazing Transcendent flair
O is for my Opulent way of living
N is for my truly Noble ways
Now it’s obvious you should always be giving
Hal Briston all your praise!
ALBEIT you PROBABLY do KNOW how TO use ALBEIT in A sentence, YOU didn’t SPEND twenty MINUTES coding YOUR post, SO, you AIN’T nuttin’ BUT an ATTENTION 'ho PIKER !!!
So ThErE!
Lookit me!
Lookit me!
I’m special, and oh so important!
Lookit!
C’mon, lookit!
You’re not looking!
PAY ATTENTION!***
Excuse me? Did you say something? I’m so sorry. I was too busy paying attention:
**TO
ME**
notes all the bright shiny posts above his
Fine. If that’s how you wanna play it… thumbs his nose
***I AM SO GREAT!
I AM SO GREAT!
EVERYBODY LOVES ME
I AM SO GREAT!***
:wally :wally
Once again, I KNOW enough to only use COLORS that SHOW UP on the SCREEN. I’m the best, yes, I’m the best. Nobody’s ever been as good as me!
Hal: Renown Reputation? I do not think it means what you think it means. In fact,
it is completely meaningless
I don’t think it means what I think it means.
anyone here know how to play the snarfblatt?
I think these are synonymous with each other, so saying ‘my renown reputation’
which is not something I would ever say, YMMV
Is kind of like saying ‘my intellect mind’, or ‘my exceptional superior’ or
‘my dumb stupid’ or ‘my boring tedious’ or ‘my smelly bunghole’
oops my TV show is back on later!
