You pathetic fools make me laugh. Now bow down and love me. You know you want to because I AM Great.
I am all you or I will ever need… 
And that says “not.” Really, it does.
Since when do you “think”? 
From m-w.com:
**renown ** – a state of being widely acclaimed and highly honored
**reputation ** – overall quality or character as seen or judged by people in general
So then, people look at me as being widely acclaimed and highly honored.
Ya wanker.
Neener.
See, I would never post anything in a thread like this.
The kind of MPSIMS threads I like are the fun, social ones that lure the new posters in and give them a little confidence so that they’ll post more and we can get to know them and…
Ah, never mind.
I knew the humility angle would pay off one day.
Cite?My advice to you is: more drinking, less thinking.
Also, we exceptional superior people prefer the term Wang-Ka.
Jeez.
I can’t compete with you people…
I AM THE YOUNG AND EXCITING FLAIR IN YOUR BORING OLD LIVES! WORSHIP ME! THIS IS MY SECOND POST! HOORAY FOR ME ME ME! YAY ME!
If we’re going to pick and choose words I prefer to think of you as “a state of overalls” Your Dorkness ;-p
Look upon me and show disintrest!
Here’s an update, My people…
The Spider is going to bed.
waits for pathetic moaning to subside
Yes, I know it hurts for you not to be in my presence but I need rest, My precious sweetums. You shall not want for too long, smile now dear ones. I must let this amazing brain and divine flesh sleep. Do not cry (not longer than an hour or two, anyway) but go and get some sleep yourselves. Tomorrow is a brighter day for I shall stop by again.
waits for earthshaking applause to die down
Sweet dreams, My people. You and I adore Me, I know.
I think your own words will do nicely. 
More drinking? Please. I’ve just coming off of a four-day visit from kittenlm’s cousin. Her English cousin. Who is in the Royal Navy. The only time I haven’t been drinking the last four days was when I was at work.
And another.
Your fully justified Hal-Worship may now continue.
I have huge breasts AND a gigantic penis!
People of ALL genders should now be paying attention!
I have spiky hair!
I wear sunglasses at night!!!
I double space my posts!
That last one is called Lemon Chiffon. I only used it because it has a triffic name.
HOW DARE YOU[color=orange] GET THAT SONG STUCK IN THE HEAD OF THE GREAT EMEKTHIAN!!![/color]
BOW DOWNBEFORE ME AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS
I AM MIGHTY AND POWERFUL! I HAVE A HARD SEXY BODY!! I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON ON EARTH!! I DESERVE YOUR WORSHIP!!! WORSHIP ME PATHETIC FOOLS!!!
:rolleyes:
I do find it quite interesting that one certain regular hasn’t made an appearance yet…
Nope, I’m not naming names.
**HAH! your MONITOR is SO lame ALL the COLORS won’t SHOW up ON it!!!
LAME! lame! LAME!
lame! JUST like YOU!!!
not COOL like ME!!!
so THERE !!!**
:wally
Drat! Foist by my own retard, or something!
You’ve been on a four-day bender? No wonder your posts in this thread make no sense!
Hal-Worship? I’ll leave that to the Bristonians.
There is a church in Briston…perfect for Hal-worship!
As for me, I paraphrase Lloyd Bentsen for no reason whatsoever except it’s fun:
‘Hal Briston, I served with Sir Blah, I knew Sir Blah. Sir Blah was a friend of mine. And Hal Briston, you’re not Sir Blah!’
runs nekkid thru thread
Ok…that was good.
Really, really fricking good. 
Not as good as, say, composing a marching tune in your own honor, but quite good.
I’m just not going to admit how good in this thread.
We’ll call it…mmmm…sig-worthy…<yoink!>
Ooo…almost forgot: ME!! ME!! ME!! ME!! ME!!