Oh good, we can ban him. Please?
Excellent suggestion, though I doubt he actually has said hat.
Yes, it would! 
I got a much cooler fur hat (fake fur, with a Soviet hammer and sickle and red star on it) for 18 Euros while I was on vacation.
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
Keep that mousewheel scrollin’
Another ass is trollin’
Dopewide!
Don’t try to understand ‘em
Let **Giraffe **gently ban him,
And raise a few welts on his hide.
With that modstick showin’,
His cock will be a-growin’
And soon we will see another try.
Can’t we play with him for a little bit, first?
Because people like you drive up prices. It’s the reason why we have those annoying alarm tags on merchandise, and why everyone has to show their receipts on the way out.
You’re an asshole.
There was quite a smart piece of advice given to the OP, a few posts up, wrt the Campus Crusaders. I suggest we follow it, wrt the OP.
Let’s keep him around until he starts bragging about cheating on tests or buying term papers off the internet, then blames “the man” (or whatever the current equivalent is) when he gets expelled!
So he has gone off to college to replace one tiny insular world where he isn’t exposed to anything distressing or different with another tiny insular world of “like-minded” people. I bet this guy is great at parties.
He did his subscription fee. Do you think that he stole the cash to pay for it?
Okay, I’m not getting where the OP is a troll. He is anti-social IRL, which means he doesn’t know how to handle an assholse evangelist. Unfortunate, but it doesn’t make him a troll. He is hung up about sex. Not the first member to be so. He steals and doesn’t apologize. Okay call him an asshole. Just like everybody on Limewire.
I can see not liking the kid, but you know you’re in a thread about what it’s like to be him on his first day of school, right? I don’t think the point of his OP was “I steal shit.” It was incidental to the story he was telling. If you asked him to explain, you can’t very well get him banned because you didn’t like his answers.
or his sex fiend roomie’s credit card.
No, his problem appears to be that everyone else is an idiot except for him. His roommate can’t understand why sex in college is unacceptable, the preachers can’t read his mind that he doesn’t want to talk, and no nice people see a dude reading under a tree and think “I’ll go be his friend, he looks like a fun guy.” Cry me a tear man. Join a fucking club and get yourself a life before college really starts to suck for you.
Forget Jesus saving this guy.
I have an image of God feeding rope down from Heaven.
The amount of bait in his post is evidence enough.
- Pretentious “I hate all college students who aren’t me” attitude.
- “Come back after the 2 o’clock class and decide to try and start writing a book.”
- Mentions “reading under a tree” 34 times.
- College student paying $100 for a hat.
- Did you see the hat?
- Mad about someone having sex.
- Gratuitous bible thumper.
- He steals a bunch of stuff.
- Thinks it’s fine to steal a bunch of stuff & defends the practice.
- Part of said defence includes the “big-bad chain store” defense.
- Says he’s a virgin who thinks sex isn’t the end-all (weird).
and finally…
- The fact that he disappeared when called a troll, and will proabably re-appear once he sees that this been pointed out.
There’s just too damn much material.
Right. He sounds just like what he claims to be. A fucked-up overpriveleged college student who spends way too much time moping around in his own head. Is this really Butte, Montana or…
flight, I doubt this guy goes to parties.
Just a feeling.
Anybody who can’t understand that organizations are but collections of individuals isn’t smart enough for college.
Except for the stealing part, this was my first year of college in a nutshell. I ended up being all lonely and angsty too, I became antisocial and convinced that everyone else was scum. Very Travis Bickle.
I ended up losing my scholarship, and actually had to go get a job if I wanted to stay in school.
Know what I did then? I grew up and made some friends. Life got better.
So grow up already, and stop stealing shit, you fucking jerkoff. And quit your goddamn crying. It’s boring.
I agree the guy’s a troll. “Morals? Pfft.” C’mon, the usual bait used by trolls isn’t quite that obvious.
But my favorite part of his post?
I envision this “To Do Today” list: “Wash hair. Go to class. Write book.” And then, after immortalizing half a page of brilliance: “Well, that’s enough of that! Time to waste time!”
I think this is how Grisham does it, too. 