The Daily Feud: Feud-phemisms by notfrommensa [Game Over]

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41

  1. Better half

  2. Ball and chain

  3. Asshole

  4. Kids

  5. Buddy

  6. Smashed

  7. Passed

  8. Bumping uglies

  9. Flogging the bishop

  10. Johnson

  11. Okay, I know that puts me out of the running, but can’t think of anything better.

  12. Wasn’t this exact question in the last feud?

42
  1. Honey
  2. Her Highness
  3. Chief
  4. Kids
  5. Buddy
  6. Wasted
  7. Pass away
  8. Making love
  9. Spank the monkey
  10. Weener
43
  1. Dear
  2. The Old Lady
  3. Slavedriver
  4. Sprogs
  5. Buddy
  6. Wasted
  7. Buying the farm
  8. Doing it
  9. Australian kiss
  10. Wiener
    Notes:
  11. Or “Old Man”, of course
  12. I’ve no idea where this is from, but I’ve seen it a lot lately
  13. Apparently only used in the US and in a particular rural corner of England where it originated
  14. Like a French kiss, but down under.
44
  1. Sweetheart
  2. She who must be obeyed
  3. HMFIC
  4. Offspring
  5. Buddy
  6. Wasted
  7. Passing
  8. Doing it
  9. Petting
  10. Thing
45
  1. Honey
  2. Ball and Chain
  3. supervisor
  4. rugrats
  5. Buddy
  6. Wasted
  7. kicking the bucket
  8. Doing “It”
  9. Hummer
  10. Weiner
46
  1. Honey
  2. Their full name
  3. Supervisor
  4. Kids
  5. Buddy
  6. Smashed
  7. Terminal
  8. Doin’ it
  9. Fooling around
  10. Boobies
47
  1. Honey
  2. Dummy*
  3. Manager
  4. Kids
  5. Buddy
  6. Plastered
  7. Kicking the bucket
  8. Screwing
  9. Blowjob
  10. Johnson
  • Lousy answer, probably, but nothing I thought of seemed to fit. I’m sure I’ll whack myself on the head when I see what everybody else said.
48
  1. Honey
  2. Bitch
  3. MANAGEMENT
  4. Runts
  5. Bud
  6. Wasted
  7. Seeing the Light
  8. Whoopie
  9. Cuddling
  10. Family Jewels
49
  1. Honey
  2. The Old Ball and Chain
  3. Manager
  4. Kids
  5. Buddy
  6. Wasted
  7. Passing Away
  8. Doing It
  9. Making Out
  10. Wiener
50
  1. The old man
  2. Ball and chain
  3. Slavemaster
  4. Rugrats
  5. Homie
  6. Gassed
  7. Kicking the bucket
  8. Whoopee
  9. Second or third base
  10. Weiner

#6 In honor of Andy Taylor and Barney Fife

51
  1. Honey
  2. Dumbass
  3. Idiot
  4. Rugrats
  5. Bud
  6. Wasted
  7. Kicked The Bucket
  8. Doin’ It
  9. Makin’ Out
  10. Weiner
52
  1. Honey
  2. that jerk
  3. chief
  4. offspring
  5. buddy
  6. wasted
  7. expiring
  8. doin’ it
  9. making out
  10. dingle
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Anyrose is the 48th response. We need two more

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  1. sweetie
  2. jerk
  3. manager
  4. chilluns
  5. pal
  6. lit
  7. passing
  8. boinking
  9. bj
  10. boobs
55
  1. Dear
  2. Ball-n-chain
  3. supervisor
  4. kids
  5. buddy
  6. wasted
  7. passing away
  8. screwing
  9. making out
  10. boobs
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Tangent is #50. I’ll go tally the [del]votes[/del] scores. :wink:

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  1. Name a term of endearment for your spouse.
    1. Honey 38

  2. Better half 4

  3. Dear 4

  4. Sweetie/Sweetheart 2

  5. Love of my life 1

  6. The old man 1

  7. Name a term of non-endearment for your spouse.
    2. Ball and Chain 21

  8. Bitch 5

  9. Old Lady/Old Man 4

  10. Dear 3

  11. Dumbass/Dummy 2

  12. Idiot 2

  13. jerk 2

  14. Their full name 2

  15. battleaxe 1

  16. Her Highness 1

  17. Her Indoors 1

  18. Hey you 1

  19. My future ex 1

  20. Old hag 1

  21. She who must be obeyed 1

  22. Slave driver 1

  23. Warden 1

  24. What is another word for a boss?
    3. Supervisor 17

  25. Manager 8

  26. Chief 6

  27. Head/Head honcho 4

  28. Slavedriver/Slavemaster 4

  29. Asshole 2

  30. Big Cheese 1

  31. Big Kahuna 1

  32. fearless leader 1

  33. Gaffer 1

  34. HMFIC 1

  35. Idiot 1

  36. Scrooge 1

  37. The Big Guy 1

  38. The man 1

  39. What is another word for your children?
    4. Kids 32

  40. Offspring 6

  41. Rugrats 4

  42. dependents 2

  43. Spawn 2

  44. Ankle biters 1

  45. chilluns 1

  46. Runts 1

  47. Sprogs 1

  48. Name a synonym for “friend”.
    5. Buddy 37

  49. Pal 10

  50. Mate 2

  51. Homie 1

  52. What is a synonym of being “drunk”.
    6. Wasted 21

  53. smashed 6

  54. plastered 4

  55. Hammered 3

  56. Intoxicated 3

  57. Blasted 2

  58. Loaded 2

  59. Shitfaced 2

  60. Blitzed 1

  61. Fucked up 1

  62. Gassed 1

  63. lit 1

  64. Three sheets to the wind 1

  65. Tipsy 1

  66. trashed 1

  67. What is a synonym for “dying”.
    7. Passing away/on 18

  68. Kicking the bucket 17

  69. croaking 3

  70. Expiring 3

  71. Buying the farm 2

  72. Circling the drain 2

  73. Terminally ill 2

  74. Departing 1

  75. Seeing the Light 1

  76. Snuffing it 1

  77. Name a PG rated euphemism for sexual intercourse.
    8. Doing it 19

  78. Making love 9

  79. screwing 5

  80. Making whoopie 3

  81. Banging 2

  82. Boinking 2

  83. bumping uglies 2

  84. Doing the nasty 2

  85. Humping 2

  86. Getting it on 1

  87. Home run 1

  88. knocking boots 1

  89. Laying pipe 1

  90. Name a PG rated euphemism for any other sexual activity (besides intercourse).
    9. Making out 9

  91. Blow job 7

  92. Going down on 5

  93. Second or third base 4

  94. Heavy petting 3

  95. 69 2

  96. Eating at the Y 2

  97. fooling around 2

  98. giving/getting head 2

  99. sucking face 2

  100. Australian kiss 1

  101. bopping the baloney 1

  102. Choking your chicken 1

  103. Cuddling 1

  104. Diving 1

  105. Finger 1

  106. Flogging the bishop 1

  107. getting horn honked 1

  108. Hummer 1

  109. jacking off 1

  110. pooping 1

  111. Spank the monkey 1

  112. Name a PG rated euphemism for a sexual body part.
    10. Boobs 15

  113. Weiner 9

  114. Johnson 4

  115. pee pee 2

  116. Privates 2

  117. tits 2

  118. Wee wee 2

  119. Cock 1

  120. Dick 1

  121. dingle 1

  122. Dipstick 1

  123. Family Jewels 1

  124. Hooters 1

  125. Joystick 1

  126. knockers 1

  127. Member 1

  128. Mr. Happy 1

  129. ta-tas 1

  130. Thing 1

  131. Todger 1

  132. Vajayjay 1

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And the winner is ~drumroll~ Beadalin!!! Good job! ::flings confetti:: Beadalin got 9/10 top answers. Excellent! Perfect was 454.00.

Thanks everybody! And thank you, notfrommensa for a fun Feud!

Stay tuned, kids…

1. Beadalin 452.00
2. Sigmagirl 428.00
3. Dolores Reborn 426.00
4. Mahaloth 424.00
5. Queen Tonya 406.00
6. Sateryn76 402.00
7. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 396.00
8. criminey.jicket 390.00
9. The Tof 366.00
9. Zebra 366.00
11. Paintcharge 364.00
12. Justin_Bailey 362.00
13. gonzoron 358.00
13. Tangent 358.00
15. cmkeller 350.00
16. DfrntBreign 342.00
17. This’ll Do 340.00
17. Windwalker 340.00
19. swampbear 312.00
20. winterhawk11 308.00
21. WVmom 306.00
22. jali 304.00
23. Sternvogel 300.00
24. Natty Bumppo 296.00
25. Jack Batty 290.00
26. Baker 286.00
27. anyrose 282.00
28. El_Kabong 276.00
29. bluecanary 264.00
30. Larry Borgia 262.00
30. Elendil’s Heir 262.00
32. Liberal 254.00
33. ShibbOleth 252.00
33. zamboniracer 252.00
35. MsWhatsit 248.00
35. cruel butterfly 248.00
37. Fiddle Peghead 234.00
38. notfrommensa 228.00
39. Key Lime Guy 226.00
40. fusoya 224.00
41. brownie55 212.00
42. Chronos 200.00
43. NDP 170.00
44. Sparky812 166.00
45. Freudian Slit 160.00
46. WormTheRed 142.00
47. OtakuLoki 138.00
48. adhemar 128.00
49. Purgatory Creek 124.00
50. gonzomax 114.00

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Hot damn!

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Second place/runner up/silver medal/I placed! Woo-hoo!