The Daily Feud: Feud-phemisms by notfrommensa [Game Over]

[OtakuLoki]

Dolores, and notfrommensa thank you both for a fun feud!

Hey, Worm, look who’s in last place! We stomped* him!

Want some pie?

• For very generous interpretations of the expression “stomp.”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

30 again? Hmmm. I’m developing a pattern.

Thanks for a fun Feud, as always.

[WormTheRed]

Gee Loki, I don’t know if we should gloat or feel sorry for him?

Naahhhhhh
*Shoves pie in **Gonzos *face

[gonzomax]

Narrowly edged out in a freak cosmic accident. My answers were better.

[gonzomax]

I ran outa gas,I had a flat tire,I didn’t have enough money for cabfare,my tux didn’t come back from the cleaners,an old friend came in from out of town,someone stole my car,there was an earthquake,a terrible flood,locusts,it wasn’t my fault .I swear to god it wasn’t my fault.

[Rebo]

@gonzomax

I ran outa gas,I had a flat tire,I didn’t have enough money for cabfare,my tux didn’t come back from the cleaners,an old friend came in from out of town,someone stole my car,there was an earthquake,a terrible flood,locusts,it wasn’t my fault .I swear to god it wasn’t my fault.

Aw, honey… I forgive you!

[Zebra]

9th place?

What the hell? You people are slipping.

[WormTheRed]

@gonzomax

I ran outa gas,I had a flat tire,I didn’t have enough money for cabfare,my tux didn’t come back from the cleaners,an old friend came in from out of town,someone stole my car,there was an earthquake,a terrible flood,locusts,it wasn’t my fault .I swear to god it wasn’t my fault.

Perfect! The plan worked