Small, furry, black and white, with white whiskers and bib. He is completely out of line, feline, and all mine.
Describe your true love in 9 words.
Long haired Beatles fan who won’t let me down.
Describe a bowel movement. Eight words.
Sweet 16th, party at a friend’s house. Grain and kool-aid slushies. Needed help standing, crawled home, lost my shoes, passed out in foyer. Mom was very mad.
Unhhhhh. Unh, UNHHHHHH! UNHHHHH! UNHHHHHH! UNNNNNHHHHHH! UNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Splash.
Describe your reaction to my post in 23 words.
[Sorry to go out of order, sounds like a fun challenge.]
Swan-necked blonde who I love more than life.
It makes me wonder why I ever read More Pointless Stuff I Must Share. Oh, that’s right; for the witty banter. Nice post.
Describe, in 14 words, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.
Convincing Kevin Spacey he should do Pay It Forward and become an everyman type.
Explain Jimi Hendrix’s Purple Haze in 21 words.
Large amounts of drugs. Truckloads of drugs. The annual opium output of Afghanistan, even.
And an electric guitar.
But mainly drugs.
Explain why the boards would be better off powered by pissed off wolverines instead of stupid hamsters in 16 words.
Going out of turn just like my beau 
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Thoughtful, witty, goateed, cuddly; loves Allman and Marx Brothers.
OR: (there aren’t rules against multiple entries for one category per person are there now? )
The most loving, sweet, devoted man I’ve ever met.
She’s the greatest. And she didn’t even kill me over the phone sex bit.
And going with the actual flow of things…
Several quickly angered X-Men with indestructable skeletons would surely beat both hamsters and slow servers sh*tless.
Now, using 37 words, define what art means to you.
I guess I was too busy giggling.
Mwah, I love you!
And for the record, he, too, is the greatest.
D’awww, mwah I love you too, you simultaneous poster you!
All right, so in addition to my previous query about art in 37 words (don’t forget about that assignment now, class)…describe in 19 words your reaction to the utterly shameless cuteness displayed in these last few posts.
I’m not sure I want to get e-vomited on. 
Symbolic realism? Thought provoking splotches of paint? Hanging strips of cloth and empty trash bags selling for thousands of dollars? Neon lights in not so astonishing patterns? Humbug, I say. Give me a painting of something real.
Now describe your most humiliating moment in 11 words.
Barf. ACCCCK. C’mon kids, get a room. Get with the program. Will this hijack never end? My teeth hurt.
Caught shoplifting. They called Mom, and I was made to apologize.
Describe pasta in 7 words.
Hard; putting in water makes it soft.
In 38 words, describe your impression of The Simpsons.