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18 words to describe a bridesmaid’s dress.
Hideously colored taffeta thing. I can wear it again, you say? Oh, really now. Like that’ll ever happen.
16 words to describe your morning ritual.
Oh my God! It’s a neon pink and teal blancmange with a bow on the butt! The horror!
Describe Nebraska in fourteen words without using the words “redneck”, “corn”, “cows” or “football”.
Ooops, I didn’t realize this had been done.
OK, 19 words to describe your current favorite SDMB thread.
Wake up. Get out of bed. Drag a comb across my head. Promptly fall asleep again.
Morning is nothing more than a desperate attempt to regain consciousness; which I routinely fail miserably.
In 38 words, describe your mother.
Nebraska should be better known as the birthplace of Fred Astaire and Malcolm X.
Here we are, right smack dab in the middle of it – look around, see for yourself; fun, ain’t it?
43 words to describe the reality TV show of your choice.
Nebraska, stuck in the middle of our nation, exists mainly for farms and interstates.
Auntie em, plus “Scooby Gang”, search for Missing Coworker in "OK, so my boss is reading my coworker’s email . . . "
In 38 words, describe your mother.
Eight hours of boredom traveling Interstate 80 between Iowa and Colorado. Drive very fast.
I see others have beaten me to it, but I feel like posting anyway.
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In 38 words, describe your mother.
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43 words to describe the reality TV show of your choice.
My mother is shorter than I, coming in at five feet, two inches. She did a great job raising my sister and me. She made some mistakes, but don’t we all? I think she’s pretty damned cool.
In 50 words, describe your worst experience at the dentist.
My wife got five fillings re-done, and I had a thorough cleaning, by a friendly and competent dentist whose secretary, unfortunately, was lazy about confirming our insurance…which admittedly we should’ve done ourselves. Soon we found we’d misread the fine print, and this dentist wasn’t covered by our insurance. $1500.
Summarize your favorite Star Trek episode in 9 words.
The trouble with tribbles: they reproduce quickly. Don’t feed.
In 25 words sum up how you feel when looking through a telescope (what you’re looking at is up to you).
Oh, my goodness. Look at her. Hard day at work, baby? I bet it was. What you need is a SHOWER. That’s right. Oh, wow.
In 42 words, describe your favorite all-time party moment.
Playing “Outburst” with friends. Hubby is giving me clues and I’m just not catching on. Finally he says “The SECOND thing I put on every morning.” I say (correctly) UNDERWEAR and laugh myself silly at everyone’s bewilderment. (He puts on socks first.)
Describe your favorite book in 17 words (but don’t name the book)
Man encourages followers to swear off chicks. Chicks turn up. Men secretly try to get chicks. Busted.
- hint: its a Shakespear *
Describe love in 6 words.
Giddy and exciting, plus some nausea.
Explain the likely outcome if you and your best friend were on the show Trading Spaces in 31 words.
Explain the likely outcome if you and your best friend were on the show Trading Spaces in 31 words.
DeVena’s Room - Jeannie works with Vern, the Design God, and it’s brown, romantic, and functional.
Jeannie’s Room - DeVena works with Hilde… and Devena squooshes Hilde like a bug.
Film at 11.
Describe your favorite recipe in 11 words.
Chicken, teriyaki sauce, apricot jam – it really is that easy. Yum!
What’s your favorite thing about summer? 23 words.
Hot guys in nothing but shorts. Wave jumping in the ocean. Week long vacations away from everything. I wish winter would never come.
Describe how to get drunk in 11 words.
Even though I’m a non-drinker, I’ll go ahead and do this one anyway:
Drink lots of beer or other alcoholic beverage of your choice.
Describe your favorite childhood experience in 37 words.