The end-of-summer MMP

Thanks!

Ankylosing spondylitis, however one spells it. :slight_smile:

Fingers crossed for health stuff.

I have a second computer that I’m turning into an entertainment center. I have to get better speakers, a bigger hard drive, and run the ethernet cable over to it, but most importantly I need something to call it besides ‘the entertainment computer’. I’m open to suggestions.

Blurf.

How 'bout Buford?

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 70 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 88 and possible rain. We shall see.

flytrap appropriate/inappropriate appendages crossed even though it’s early yet.

Taters hope today is better and your son’s loan comes through. I’d have much grr if that was me.

Everybody else, yays, boos, hugs, noogies, wedgies, trouts, chitlins, how you doin’s as needed.

I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas and alack, irk purtification must commence.

Happy Hump Day Y’all!

blurf.

that is all.

Up, caffeianted, off to irk

Blurf.

This may be my last post for a while as it looks like I’m getting an addition to my <cue dramatic music> Permanent Record.

I received an email from “FBI OFFICE” titled “WARRANT TO ARREST YOU GET BACK TO US FOR YOUR OWN GOOD‏” :eek: It must be serious as it’s in ALL CAPS, right??? :rolleyes: Surprisingly, this went to my spam folder instead of my inbox & since I typically move stuff from spam to deleted, I’m not getting back to them for my own good. I’m such a rebel & non-conformist that way.

I want to kill slowly (preferably with a rusty teaspoon) the IT asshole who listed my name as Maria. Both because he left out the tilde and because my name is not María, you asshole who can’t be a motherfucker because you do not have the first idea who the whore that shat you is!

I guess I really was tired yesterday… We went to bed a little after 10. I kinda sorta heard **FCD **getting ready for work at 5. Next time I opened my eyes, it was almost 7 - nearly 9 hours of sleep! Quite a bit for me these days.

Plans: mowing the ditch and the yard, after I run to WaWa for some gas. I also need to load the dishwasher and there are a couple of ideas I want to work out in my studio. I’ve got 2 checks that need to go to the Credit Union - I’ll be down that way on Firday for sure, but I might venture south before then. Summary: Not a whole lot planned. :smiley:

Inlaws got home safely - **FCD **spoke to them last night. Their doggeh was hyper-excited to have them home again. And my kitteh was glad to have them out of here - she’s got her house back! :wink: OK, me, too. I had to get a towel out of the hall closet last night, and I left my bedroom all nekkid! :eek: :smiley: Freedom is being able to be nekkid in your own house!

I need to remember to wait before turning off my monitor - once again last night, my computer hung up itself on shutdown and didn’t shut down because it was waiting for me to respond. I hate when that happens. First world problems. :stuck_out_tongue:

Happy Wednesday!

Not so fast. After irk yesterday, I was putting on my usual shorts and t-shirt, and had just the shirt to go when I spotted a set of 6 year old eyes looking directly in my window, soon to be joined by a set of 4 year old peepers. I waved at them, and they backed up.

It was the next-door neighbors to the south, and they were at the door to talk with VWife about Halloween costumes.

Moral: Despite not being nekkid, you’re not safe streaking inside your own house.

In other news, it looks like I’ll be having more hand surgery sometime in the next couple of months. I have 2 new and active joint cysts, his time on my right index finger and thumb, with the thumb popping up since I was at the doctor last week. The thumb cyst also hurts, maybe 3 of 10, where the others were maybe 0.3333/10. :grrrrrrr:

**BBBobbio **- you’ve seen my house and my neighborhood - unless someone was on the front porch or back deck, they couldn’t see inside the house anyway. The windows that face the next-door neighbor’s house are mostly always curtained, and from outside our yard, I don’t think anyone could see anything inside anyway! Plus the hallway is not visible at all from the outside. So you can stop stalking outside my house hoping to catch a glimpse of me in my full nekkidity!! :stuck_out_tongue:

**Spidey **- I keep getting emails saying a security check “HAS BEEN RAN” on me - always to an email that has no link to my real name. I wonder what a security check on **FairyChatMom **unearths?? :confused:

Pics of you walkin’ down your hallway nekkid. They always know and it goes on your PERMANENT RECORD. :stuck_out_tongue:

Spidey answer that email or it will go on your PERMANENT RECORD.

In other news, I left da cave without my cellphone. Oh my! The horror! One less phone to deal with all day. Will this go on my PERMANENT RECORD?

Nava don’t hold back. Tell us what you really think of him. :smiley: Report him so it will go on his PERMANENT RECORD.

-swampbear (apparently obsessed with his PERMANENT RECORD.)

Mooooooom, our respective houses are similar, at least from the front, and the kids were on the porch when they did the peeking.

Spidey, you’re a piker. Interpol is after me.

ETA: Nav, of course your first name is Maria, you’re Spanish. All Spanish women are named Maria. :stuck_out_tongue:

That is why West Side Story was so unbelievable; he runs through Spanish Harlem yelling “Maria”
& only one girl answers. :stuck_out_tongue:

I must be on the other side of the Permanent Record. I’ve been contacted by Secret Service and FBI field agents looking for assistance with banking fraud issues a couple times over the years. :eek: No idea why they think I’d be useful as we have plenty of ex-military intelligence and ex-TLA* people in this company, not to mention a whole law enforcement liaison group.

  • TLA = Three Letter Agencies such as FBI, NSA and CIA

plant - the plan is for me to attend Mr. Obama’s acceptance speech tomorrow. The bulk of the convention is being held in a basketball arena with a roof, but the speech will be in an open-air footbal stadium. At the moment, they’re looking at a 60% chance of storms tomorrow night. :mad:

They’re implying that if it’s just raining, the event will go on at the stadium, but if the weather is severe, they’ll do it at the arena, but that would leave about 50,000 people without a place to go, based on the normal seating capacities.

Nobody is ever looking for me, and my permanent record is blank.

I haz a headache because the weather is changing. It’s 64 and raining, then the sun is supposed to come out and get to 90 later this morning, then rain and into the 70s this afternoon. Like I believe that. Bunch of liars. I bet their pants iz on fire.

I thought there was a Rose in Spanish Harlem…

Not sure if it’s our own Rose.

LOL!

I think I’m coming down with something, and I’ve got plans later in the week! I do NOT have time to be sick. Must hit the echinacea today.

WetOne rest assured there is a PERMANENT RECORD on you. Everybody has a PERMANENT RECORD.

There is also THE LIST. I don’t know which is to be the more feared.

Man, I got to do something so I start getting up on time. Fortunately work has a flexible start time, but for the last two days I’ve come in late (today was only five minutes late, but still)

No.