** Inability to Plan Ahead = Mental Illness?
What is the oldest thing in your house?**
It’s that sack of kitchen refuse I was going to throw out in 1963, but the death rays prevented me from going outside, and who are you looking at? :mad:
**After a year out of work, I finally took a pee test
Testosterone isn’t the only factor - estradiol
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Passed over for a promotion - how to react?
Let’s open a bar!
If that goes tits up as well, at least we’ll already be in the right place to drown our sorrows.
** The “Existence of God” debate
Why would someone worship Satan?
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**LotR: what was the point of the whole Saruman subplot?
“I’ll fix your wagon!”
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It’s about how Saruman ended his days as a lowly wagon repairman.
Guess what was in our chimney
China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building
That must be one big chimney!
**China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building
An almost porn moment at the Doctors office today. **
**Passed over for a promotion - how to react?
Let’s open a bar! **
Found a new job. Anyone want a beer?
**Advice on talking to a patent attorney?
Lap dances: are you supposed to…?
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Unless you’re trying to patent your lap dance, then no. Still, no.
How did your older sibling(s) treat you?
Have another cup of antifreeze, honey?
**China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building
What Is Attractive To Females **
See above.
**How to find my life insurance policy information
Am I supposed to know what “bitter almonds” smell like?
Have another cup of antifreeze, honey? **
There’s a story in there somewhere.
**Come On Eileen, literally
Radio stunt…gone wrong?
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Or very, very right.
Shouldn’t that be “pub”?
**Stupid Driver gets his comeuppance…
The Prius is dead
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** Do you, personally, owe anything to the greater good?
Dyed-in-the-wool Conservative **
Could you be more specif…ah, never mind.
** China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building
Guess what was in our chimney
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** Could you ride a bike if…
“I’ll fix your wagon!”
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**China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building
Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?
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It’s really just too big.
** Trouble with metamorphosing caterpillars
How can I mark my property such that it is identifiable in case it is stolen?**
Actually, the cocoons are a dead giveaway.