**China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building
Coming home.
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No, I don’t think that anybody actually lives there.
**Looking for a vintage Chevy? Here’s your chance.
Guess what was in our chimney **
Must be a pretty big chimney.
Yeah, you think you’d notice something like that up there!
**Going to London for a week: What should I do? (Need answers fast!)
What’s the most you’ve eat in one sitting (and without throwing up)? **
New thread idea: Can anyone recommend all-you-can-eat restaurants in London?
** Old Navy toilets: a crude trough of flowing seawater?
WTF? The US Capitol building has 50 floors?**
Yes, and for some reason everyone wants an office on the 50th floor.
What word is on the tip of my tongue that I can’t remember???
Grape Pie!
That’s two words.
**confederate memorial day
Happy Blasphemy Day! **
Whose is which?
** humilating the sensitive
A new world **
“Excuse me sir, I hate to bother you but can you tell me where the emergency room is?”
"Find it yourself, numbnuts!!!
Hey, what a fun new hobby.
**Do you spank?
Thump! What Was That?
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**Condiments You Eat Like Food
Grape Pie! **
**why does U.S spelling omit the ‘u’?
Real Estate Signs
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In England, they spell it “Reaul Estate Siugns”.
** Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30.
How do you end conversations?**
Mostly with “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
**What crimes are easier to get away with during a government shutdown?
Homeland Security plans to buy 1 Billion bullets
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**Guess what was in our chimney
Colonoscopy in a week
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I guess you’ll find out in a week!
**TV shows that would make good porn
Now that it’s over: Breaking Bad or The Wire? **
** What’s the longest you had an appliance work?
Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30.**
I’d just as soon not hear any details about this “appliance”.
**Good jokes you’ve heard recently
Colonoscopy in a week **
You might not think it’s funny now, but you’ll definitely get it in the end.
** Instructions You Say? Pffft!
Thump! What Was That? **
:eek:
Pie poll: What should I make?
Grape Pie!
Asked and answered.
**Is there a chance that I will l*ve forever?
why does U.S spelling omit the ‘u’?
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“Is there a chance that I will luve forever”?